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Child

Like a Daylen, a child is a complete waste of time.
by Urmom bent over for me November 6, 2022
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reverse child support

When you have a child with someone, and the person with the child send, loans, or gives money to the other party. Instead of recieving child support, they do.
Jennifer- I have to send Mark some more money, he's up to his neck with bills this month, and Jr. wants to stay with him this weekend.

Stefany- Why do you insist on paying that man reverse child support, cut him off!

Jennifer- I can't, he's my man, and I love him.
by sleepercell28 August 15, 2011
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Sweet Summer Child

Someone naive, or someone assuming something will be easy due to lack of experience.
Person 1: Getting a job will be the easy part

Person 2: Oh you sweet summer child-
by FunkyF0rk November 29, 2023
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Empty Child

The Empty Child Is A Child With A Gas Mask Fused To His Face, Who Constantly Asks For His Mummy, The Origin Of The Gas Mask Plague Of WW2 And The Main Antagonist Of The Doctor Who Series 1 Two Parter, The Empty Child And The Doctor Dances.
Empty Child: Are You My Mummy?

Random Man: No, What Are You On About?
by I Have W2S Disorder October 31, 2021
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child

Being that is the result of the procreation of two other beings.
by Willez May 22, 2023
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Child

I love kicking footballs 😐 oh I meant child
by Child kicker February 10, 2021
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Hair Child

that wad/ball of hair at the bottom of the tub/sink when you get done doing your own hair.
*gets done doing hair* "Aww man! Look at the size of that hair child in the drain!"
by mattchick February 21, 2012
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