What you growlingly exclaim when told that someone did something uncaring/deceitful because "he knows which side his bread is buttered on"; what you mean, of course, is that you would rather risk displeasing the powers-that-be than harm someone else.
Back when I was a frail and tender-minded nine-year-old, my bi**hy second-grade teacher violently shook me and gave me a long severe verbal working-over merely because I had "mouthed right back" at a "spoiled-rich-kid" youngster who had been outrageously rude to me over an extremely trivial matter. At da time I was at a total loss to know why said irritable teacher had been so ferociously defensive of Little Miss Bossy 'n' Obnoxious; it wasn't until decades later that I finally learned that said bratty pint-sized colleen was da daughter of a "somebody" in town, and so I realized dat da teacher had "known which side her bread was buttered on", and therefore when said whiny miscreant went "bawlin' 'n' blubberin'" to da teacher about it, she felt compelled to blame ME for da verbal dust-up instead of just telling dat willful child to "shut up and grow up", as she should have. As I tell my friends when relating the story nowadays, though, "I'd eat my bread without butter!" before I ever unfairly blamed an innocent person like that. Reminds me of da "Little House On The Prairie" episode about da broken music box.
by QuacksO March 18, 2019
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Bread Wizard

A term used to describe a very creepy person, often a pedo
I say a bread wizard near a kindergarten so I called the cops
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Bread Wizard

A mentally challenged person that acts creepily around people younger than himself. Usually found near school area's although not closer than 500m away or cops usually get called.
We spotted a Bread Wizard near the kindergarten and called the police immediately.
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bread warmer

wow that guy i hooked up with last night was a bread warmer
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♡bread♡#5166

Literally the hottest mf jungkook stan out there

Sends gifs in every discord server bc they’re swag
Person A: have you heard of ♡bread♡#5166 ?
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breaded chicken bone

Has to be done on the beach with the guy wearing a condom. The guy pulls out after already inserting his penis in the vagina and dips it in the sand, then re-inserts penis in said vagina.
We were at the beach and I pulled the ol' breaded chicken bone!!! We're no longer together though....
by Jbd August 25, 2015
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baked bread

Farting in a partner's vagina until she develops a yeast infection.
Jon really gave me a mean baked bread last night. It's like a loaf in there!
by BreadBakerNate December 01, 2014
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