Storage porn

The guilty pleasure of showing off an over-abundance of closets, cabinets and drawers to a friend who struggles to find room in a smaller living space.

Showing Lisa our new house with his-and-hers closets, hollow window seats and cabinets around the washer and dryer was equivalent to storage porn.

by BoredRedhead June 17, 2013

Brain Porn

Brain Porn is any piece of information that makes you interested, curious, and ultimately smile.

It sometimes sparks a feeling of wonder when thinking about what you will be able to do with it.

Brain Porn is often found in software, TV shows, movies, articles, videos, research papers and so on.

An article about how they made the Mars Rover landing is Brain Porn!

Generative AI and the ability to create images from text is Brain Porn!

Learning a new programming language is Brain Porn!

Reading a classical music score is Brain Porn!

"How It's Made" Discovery TV show - Brain Porn!

by tool3 October 3, 2022

Cable porn

A thing on cable TV where on a certain channel its them saying " Warning this content contains highly sexual content viewer discretion is advised." And then its just normal porn but on the TV

"Hey man wanna go watch cable porn at my house!" Michael asks "No man do you know who I am!" David replies

by StackOfSacksThatHoldsMoreSacks February 26, 2023

Jewish Porn

Porn videos of someone counting money, someone receiving money, or anything related to money

Jewish porn: 10, 20, 30, 40 50, 60, 70..
Jewish guy: Oh my god, I just came in my pants

by The Man with no face June 9, 2016

clap porn

When the skin of your testicles claps against the side of your leg during intercourse or masturbation

I'd rather masturbate with a rapier to the clap porn than spend one more minute with you.

by MelonTopia January 14, 2014

jason porn

When a man exits a women's house in the time between ejacutlation and clean up

As I was walking into her house I notice her bedroom window was on the first floor and was a perfect opportunity to Jason Porn her

by TheDarkSideOfThePoon January 24, 2017

rose porn

Mail catalogs with absolutely gorgeous photos of roses to seduce you into buying the rose bush, which when it blooms, barely resembles the picture.

There is nothing like rose porn in the middle of winter.

by Daisy Mayer August 19, 2011