Ninja Turtled

Having sex while wearing your partner like a backpack, thereby resembling the shell of a turtle. Often performed with people who have ninja turtle names, and are little bitches who can be carried around like a baby.

Raph got so Ninja Turtled last night when I used a strap on to fuck him in the ass while he wore me like a back pack.

by Masterb8er3000 January 7, 2022

Ninja Bookie

the small time bookmaker that is impossible to find when you win and comes out of nowhere when you owe.

there's my bookie, he owes me for 3 weeks straight. oh shit, where'd he go? must be a ninja bookie!

by beeb173 September 19, 2012

ninja cute

Attractiveness while wearing a mask, such that the lower half of one's face is obscured.

During the age of coronavirus, and perhaps future pandemics, often the best indication one can hope for when determining the attractiveness of a potential date.

"I think that girl at the checkout line was flirting with me, man."
"Oh yeah? Was she good looking?"
"I'm not totally sure, she was wearing a mask, but she's definitely ninja cute."

by DancinRonin July 11, 2020

Ninja spider

A very big fucking spider that runs like a fucking ninja

I just killed a fucking ninja spider

by PurpleOwl22 March 26, 2019

crack ninja

1. Individual who is stealthy in the act of taking photos of people's butt crack in public.

2. Mass Effect race, Human Male Infiltrator, runs around like a person on crack. The character can also be invisible like a ninja.

"George Clooney's crack was on TMZ thanks to the crack ninja."
"Dude, I'm running around this map like a crack ninja."

by KaitlynNTom January 30, 2014

Ninja Shit

When you take a fast, odorless, silent shit that has almost no residue when wiping.

I had to take a shit at school and it was a Ninja Shit, thank god.

by Osi777gt March 22, 2021

Ninja Shits

When you have finished going Number Two, and suddenly feel more on the way.

"Man, got half way out when I got struck by Ninja Shits"

by Ormagoden September 1, 2014