hammer-shlammer

verb: to take a dump with explosive force
noun: explosive diarrhea

Someone hammer-shlammered in the bathroom stall.

I can't go out tonight as I have to clean the hammer-shlammer from my dog's crate, the walls and the rug.

by Donna Su July 13, 2006

hammer

an extremely large penis

Wow he’s got a fat hammer!!

by hammer man May 11, 2019

bloom hammer

when your drunk and giving head

she was so bloom hammered last night!

by iamadictonary March 1, 2011

Thors hammer

When you put wet concrete on your erect cock and wait for it to dry and try to lift it with your cock

I finally lifted thors hammer

by I AM THOR THE GOD January 25, 2025

Deadblow hammer

Just as you blow your load, you punch her in the back of the head, knocking her out! Run like a plankton!! 10 mins away

I Deadblow hammer fullballs stepdaughter and run the for Hillary and Scarborough!

by Plancton from Hillary or scabs November 28, 2018

Velvet Hammer

An adult toy in which two consenting males engage in consensual anal activities . Also used to describe a homosexual male that hammers his partner like a hammer with the soft touch like velvet.

He hammered me like the velvet hammer that he his.

by PETTYMURPHY44 August 28, 2017

piss hammered

so drunk you pee uncontrollably

Connor was so piss hammered that he pissed all over marissa amor

by Bacrow October 28, 2013