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retarded jack

Someone who is completely retarded when sexually active but usually a stinky ass turd and needs to get friends.
Jack was really a retarded jack when he tried to do the sixty-nine position with Desere, the fat stinky hoe of the town.
by Chink Ming November 22, 2013
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Jack Dudley

Fit lad with tons of abs and a great personality with autistic tendencies
OMG Wow that guy is a real jack Dudley
by Jack Dudley November 25, 2018
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Jack Broomell

1. (V); The godliest of gods; The manliest of men; The Baconest of Bacon Strips. No one doubts that he is forever Broomelled; No one questions his ability to consume Bacon. Chuck Norris takes Broomelling advice from Jack Broomell. Ever been to the gym with Jack Broomell? He out Broomells everyone there, past, present and future. Everyone should aspire to be as Broomelled as this guy.

2. (N); Jack Broomell.

3. (N); John Broomell.
1. "Jack Broomell is my hero."
by Simpsooooon May 31, 2011
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Jack Daynes

Jack Daynes is usually seen wearing adidas shirts with holes in. he live in a scruffy area and doesn’t have many friends, the only friends he has use him to get help off him on games such as GTA V and Fortnite. Jack Daynes’s are usually fat and have a dead trim. usually if you see a Jack Daynes they smell really bad and are usually LGBTQ+ or gay.
Me: can you smell that?
Reuben: oh Jack Daynes just entered the room!
by TS14Leachy November 6, 2019
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jack ford

is the fat gay man and has a really hot mum, he will slide through Ur back door or u toilet just to watch Ur little sister sleep but dont worry he is week as piss he is pretty much like a Mr bordoni but younger no moustache and has had a stroke
jeez is he is such a jack ford

oh no i hear a jack ford a coming hide Ur 43 sisters bily
by big dick kid raper November 15, 2018
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Saucy Jack

The name of a femme boy ninja who is on the quest to kill a Colorado senator .
by Undertak3r July 9, 2022
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Jack Bauer

The most awesome character to have ever hit T.V
There would be no 24 without Jack Bauer
by cass leigh December 21, 2006
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