go commit sleep in nether

when you play MineCraft and you sleep in nether you explode to death, all No U's, Reverse's and Counter's don't work

Jake bullies Duane
Duane: go commit sleep in nether

by Zyrerin November 19, 2018

Late-night phone sleeping

When you’re on your phone at 12pm and you hear footsteps coming down the hallway and you have five seconds to think of a sleeping position

Late-night phone sleeping gave me neck cramp.

by Addicted to Baked Beans December 11, 2019

Never Tickle A Sleeping Dragon

Draco Dormiens Nunquam Titillandus aka Never Tickle a Sleeping Dragon. What the fuck Hogwarts, first you have 𝐻𝑜𝑔𝑤𝑎𝑟𝑡𝑠, 𝐻𝑜𝑔𝑤𝑎𝑟𝑡𝑠, 𝑇𝑒𝑎𝑐ℎ 𝑢𝑠 𝑠𝑜𝑚𝑒𝑡𝒉𝑖𝑛𝑔 𝑝𝑙𝑒𝑎𝑠𝑒𝑒𝑒! AND THEN 𝐍𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐫 𝐓𝐢𝐜𝐤𝐥𝐞 𝐚 𝐒𝐥𝐞𝐞𝐩𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐃𝐫𝐚𝐠𝐨𝐧! I'm done

Guy 1:Hey, i google translated Draco Dormiens Nunquam Titillandus, yeah i guess i should tickle sleeping dragons
Guy 2:Wait wtf do dragons have to do with it
Guy 1: draco dormiens nunquam titllandus means never tickle a sleeping dragon , duh

by __nevilleswife__ February 01, 2021

bin laden sleeping pill

an insanely tacticool HK416 rifle that put bin laden in the forever box

take the bin laden sleeping pill for example, its got a lot of fuckin attachments on it

by QUANDONDUNGLE August 27, 2022

how do i sleep

how do I sleep?
Step 1: close eyes
Step 2: relax body
Step 3: Discard all thoughts
Step 4: Rest.

Did it work????

How do I sleep?

Hmmm here maybe this will work

by Zalingie June 15, 2022

hannah hue sleep schedule

the hannah hue sleep schedule is not just a simple sleep schedule, it is a mindset. to truly immerse yourself in the hannah hue sleep schedule you must make sure you are sleeping at the times which would most inconvenience those around you. to begin, you should make a timetable of all the events your friends have invited you to, or any things you have to do. you must then make sure you are sleeping during all of these timetabled events.

gaz: i'm here for your driving lesson
hue: zzzzzzzzzzz
gaz: ah yes, the hannah hue sleep schedule

by KnockingTheWallsDown June 29, 2022

Edwards first law of sleep

An object asleep tends to stay asleep unless acted upon by the mother.

Due to Edwards first law of sleep I was late for school because my mother did not come to check on me in th morning.

by Unknownpapyus10 June 16, 2018