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Spatulatory Rape

Suggestively brandishing a condom-covered spatula so as to seduce young, attractive women to accompany you in your age 18+ sex kitchen while neglecting to check IDs.
Jimmy justifies his prick-risky lifestyle to Ben:

Ben- "You really should start checking these chick's IDs Jimmy, you're gunna be in some serious trouble with the law if you aren't careful man."

Jimmy- "I've said it before and I'll say it again. If a fish with an itchin' takes trips to my kitchen, my spatula packs for that clit's jurisdiction."

Ben- "Why do you always rhyme about committing spatulatory rape? I bought that shit to cook with you quirky jerkin pig diddlin' pudge tugger!"
by Kane67 June 13, 2013
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Handshake rape

The act of handshaking someone without their consent.

A tactic used by the Australian Prime Minsiter Scott Morrison a.k.a "ScoMo", "ScumMo" or "Captain Coal Fingers". Scott Morrison is one of the world's most infamous handshake rapists.

Handshake rape is usually followed by blaming the victim; such as claiming the victim was 'just tired' or 'upset' when the handshake intercourse was forced on the victim. Handshake rapists usually do not apologise or take accountability for their actions.
* An Australian firefighter trys to rest as the Prime Minister Scott Morrison attempts to initiate handshake intercourse*
Firefighter: "I really don't want to shake your hand...".
*Prime Minsiter Scott Morrison reaches down and grabs hands against their will and handshake rapes them*
*Victim feels violated and humilated afterwards*
*Scott Morrison smirks, sneers and ignores victim, having satisfied his own personal needs and moves on to the next victim*

Handshake rape victims are encouraged to shout out the following to prevent future handshake rape incidents:
"HANDSHAKE RAPE!! HANDSHAKE RAPE!! THIS DIRTY POLICTICIAN IS HANDSHAKE RAPING ME!!"
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Shame rape

When a person identifying as trans shames someone into having sex with them by calling them names or threatening violence or self harm if they don’t comply.
I was shame raped into having sex with a MtF transgender person because they said if I didn’t have sex with them I was a TERF
by Gwendy March 8, 2021
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Tax Rape

(1) Where the government (without your consent) Forcefully takes out your money leaving you very little

(2) Secretly added Fees,Charges,Taxes etc. That companies will force upon you all willy-nilly With little or no consent from the customer
Bernie Sanders once the tax rape The rich and to paying 90%
by EmJayee September 23, 2019
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raping the vape

Aggressively orally sucking at the mouth piece of the vape for hours on end.
My boy and I sat on the corner, vigorously raping the vape, talking about our next oral position on the mouth piece!

They say that shit will give you cancer.

...yep.... * takes another drag*
by Joke Of The Day 4 May 25, 2016
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Rape simp

Says very sexual things in order to "win" a girl over even though its kind of creepy.
Eww Peter is such a Rape simp
by peepoo123 March 3, 2020
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keyboard rape

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by elmo but hes satan May 4, 2020
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