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post-coital remorse

When you compromise either moral and/or aesthetic standards to get laid and regret your choices instantly after. Post coital remorse is the feeling that manifests itself as the voice in your head the very moment after experiencing an orgasm and expresses utter disappointment by speaking an inner dialog that can vary in severity from disgusted shame all the way to suicidal suggestion.
police say, "post-coital remorse, is believed to be the leading cause of suicide in Men who fuck fat hoes."
by Lil2'high August 16, 2022
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Post concert clarity

That feeling you get when you finish playing your instrument at a concert and realize how shittily you just played
John:I played so badly I made so many mistakes
James: you played fine it’s just post concert clarity
by Mistah6909 December 9, 2022
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Post Party Depression

The feeling of embarrassment and regret the day after a party.
The feeling of making a fool of yourself when you were drinking the night before even when you didn't do anything embarrassing.
Why are you so sad and distant every day after we all drink?

It's my post party depression.
by Nik-nak May 26, 2020
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Lamp post thursday

by mjryan06 February 8, 2010
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Post Poop Clarity

When you have a bowel movement so gargantuan that it gives you a moment of clarity to reflect on your diet
“Bro what’s up with Jeff?”
Oh nothing, he’s just going through post poop clarity.”
by Poop handler June 3, 2023
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Post-VR Dissonance

Post-VR Dissonance is a feeling users that are new to Virtual Reality devices often experience after using the console. Some feelings include feeling like you're remotely controlling yourself, a need to touch something to feel grounded, and possibly symptoms of Motion Sickness. After a few days the dissonance disappears and using VR and regular life become second nature. It is recommended to not use VR applications that use Joystick movement, high intensity games, or very long experiences in VR when one is new to the platform, as these can possibly worsen the effects of Post-VR Dissonance.
Clyde played a high intensity VR game the first day he used his headset, and felt Post-VR Dissonance because of it.
by M. D, VR Enthusiast August 16, 2020
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post boredom depression

The period of boredom experienced by an individual, during a post sports season.
-What's wrong with Davis?

-He's just suffering from post boredom depression. He's never the same after football season is over.
by Jeffy_912 March 4, 2015
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