Someone obsessed with raping and/or touching someones ass. They like digging for "treasure" in someones anus. Also known as Faggots, butt pirates usually are fucked up in the mind.
Guy 1: Dude i heard Nick was a butt pirate!
Guy 2: I knew that fag was one! I heard he found treasure in Jake's asshole
Guy 3: He is really fucked up, I am staying away from both of those qweefs.
Guy 2: I knew that fag was one! I heard he found treasure in Jake's asshole
Guy 3: He is really fucked up, I am staying away from both of those qweefs.
by Tennis1277 April 1, 2009
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Get the Butt Pirate mug.Stated simply as any sexual arousal for a male to the point of ejaculation.
He then ejaculates into the woman's eye upon which she covers her eye with her hand. Immediately following, the male punches her in the stomach. At this point with her hand over her eye she yells, "ARGHHHHHHH"
He then ejaculates into the woman's eye upon which she covers her eye with her hand. Immediately following, the male punches her in the stomach. At this point with her hand over her eye she yells, "ARGHHHHHHH"
-Timeline of Events
Male: "Oh baby, Oh baby!"
Male: *Squirt*
Female: "My Eye!"
Male: *Punch*
Female: ARGHHHHHHHHH!!!
Male: "Oh baby, Oh baby!"
Male: *Squirt*
Female: "My Eye!"
Male: *Punch*
Female: ARGHHHHHHHHH!!!
by Zachry Diehl March 14, 2005
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Navy po: than go be a puddle pirate!
Navy po: than go be a puddle pirate!
by navy pettyofficer October 5, 2009
Get the Puddle Pirate mug.A sex act with one female and 2 or more males. When cumming you shoot a phat load into each of her ears causing her to be unable to hear. And then kicking her leg so she has limp.
Nayan and Mini gave patels Ex a deaf pirate the other day. Then both got one eyed pirate by Patel after he found out
by Jarrod January 31, 2005
Get the deaf pirate mug.When your special someone is giving you oral sex you ejaculate on her chin and you trim your pubic hair, then you sprinkle your hair on her chin making it look like she has a beard then tell her to stand up, next you kick her least favorite leg and poke her eye. So she is a one legged pirate.
Dude 1: I pulled a fast one on my girl yesterday.
Dude 2: No way really the One Legged Pirate.!
Dude 1: Yeah she looked like Captn Ahab.
Dude 2: No way really the One Legged Pirate.!
Dude 1: Yeah she looked like Captn Ahab.
by neozzythe1 June 24, 2009
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