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Doormat patrol

Group of serious Fluke/summer flounder fishermen whose origin is based out of Queens & Long Island , they travel up & down the eastern seaboard hunting trophy fluke/flounder , groups name was created by a frustrated shinnecock charter capt that decided to call them doormat patrol due to the boat they were on consistently able to put fish in the boat while others weren’t able to ..
There are guys that like Fluke fishing ? & then there are guys who are obsessed with it like Doormat patrol
by Scratch Legba July 22, 2024
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PAW Patrol

A child's cartoon about dogs that furries are obsessed with for some reason.
Have you seen PAW Patrol? Marshall the Dalmatian is my favorite. I want to be him.
by Feetfucker55 March 23, 2024
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paw patrol testicle transplant

paw patrol testicle transplant is a medical operation to remove your testicles and replace them with small paw patrol figures. You might choose to do this if you regularly use the Slovakian traffic cone method.

paw patrol testicle transplant Has proven to boost fent intake threshold, as well as penis erection size.

It might also make any splashpad you come in contact with squirt double the distance!
Hey Jeff! have you gotten the paw patrol testicle transplant yet?

Jeff: no, unfortunately I don't have testicles due to gang affiliated activates in which a stray bullet exploded my testicles.
by The only skibidi goat January 25, 2025
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Highway Patrol Syndrome

Highway Patrol Syndrome is a highly contagious condition caused by the sheer awesomeness of the Sheriff’s Office, making highway patrol officers irresistibly want to transfer. In Mecklenburg County alone, seven cases have been reported in the last two days.
Wow MCSO is so awesome, I guess I have Highway Patrol Syndrome.
by Samuel Shunk August 22, 2025
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Dildo Patrol

The increased security and police presence at WNBA games following the incidents of dildos being thrown onto the floor and at players
Damn, ever since that green monster hit Sophia Cunningham, the Dildo Patrol has been out in full force at the Valks games.
by MBizzle79 August 31, 2025
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Alan & Pedro

A tag team of fat mexican dudes that touch you and cause chaos and annoyance. The Pedro will talk gangsta and usually ask if you got Zelle to give him money. The Alan of the group will constantly touch and annoy you.
person 1: this one guy asked me "u got Zelle twin??" and another shook a sprite bottle and opened it up in my face

person 2: sounds like Alan & Pedro to me
by Braden Fortson September 9, 2025
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