winkle picker

on morcambe bay, there are a bunch of dead koreans that drowned a while back after gettin stuck pickin winkles illeagally. they looked tired, slanty eyed, and mauled.

after a heavy night on the piss dan saw dave who was looking dog rough. dan sid unto dave " fuck me, you look like a damned winkle picker!

by Big Dog July 7, 2004

shit packer

A person (usually male) who is preparing to receive anal sex. This person is deliberately abstaining from defecation so that his or her bowels will be full of human excrement. In this manner, the man who will be giving anal sex will end up with fecal matter on his penis.

Stop being such a shit packer.

by smither of dicks May 9, 2008

butthole pucker

To express positive or negative excitement, depending on circumstance.

(Insert situation here)does not make my butthole pucker. But, watching two lesbian butch dykes kiss does make my butthole pucker.

by Big Dick Stork (Senn) February 1, 2007

Peckered

When you receive a text message with a picture of a guy's pecker.

Dude 1: Brett Favre texted a picture of his Johnson to that reporter. She totally got peckered. Dude 2: At least he didn't tweet about his pecker. Dude1: Yeah I would hate to get pecked on Twitter

by BlazNsadL October 16, 2010

wallet packer

The bull dike in a lesbian relationship.

That wallet packer has the balls in that relationship.

by rokhard November 25, 2005

Apple Puckered

To have alcohol poured down your throat by a hot chick while she is standing on the bar in a mini skirt!

Last night me and the boys got totally apple puckered while at the bar!

by Berg04 December 28, 2006

Go Packers

a phrase that is said when you clearly do not give a fuck.
can be used instead of saying "i dont give a fuck" or "0 fucks"

craig: i just quit my job for no reason. go packers

by craig brownage September 13, 2011