computer pants

A better sounding name for the underwear you wear in front of a computer for maximum comfortability (and thermal balance) when you are alone at home and don't have to go somewhere.

When I get home, I'll change into my computer pants.

computer pants by felixh September 30, 2016

The Pants Dance 

The Pants Dance is the dance you make while fitting in pants. How to do it is simple. You just grab your hips and make it move, move as slow so it can smooth. Keep your feet as still as you can, while avoiding the task to stand. This might take time to complete, but doing it wrong is for defeat. Circle your hips until your done, as you can see the dance was fun. Thank you.

The Pants Dance can dance your pants while you dance the pants if the pants can dance while dancing in pants while you dance the pants while the pants will dance in the dancing made by you dancing The Pants Dance.

The Pants Dance by bonelesspizza December 30, 2016

Subway Pants 

The pants you wear on the subway that your crazy friend makes you take off before sitting on their bed.

" take off those subway pants before you sit on my bed"

Subway Pants by Nopants1234786 August 16, 2017

Desk pants 

Smelly, reused work pants that you keep in your desk to change into in case of: excessive sweating, stank, spillage, explosive diareha, or general inability to be a functioning adult.

Dude, do you have any cleanish desk pants? I totally shit myself.

Bro- you smell.

Yeah don't worry about it. I have some desk pants.

Desk pants by That IT Nerd September 6, 2017

real pants 

Real pants (noun) jeans, not chinos, pajamas or khakis.

Friend: bro come to the store with me real quick.
Me: fuck I just put pajamas on now I gotta put on real pants again.
Friend: WTF are real pants. Are chinos not real pants ?
Me: jeans bro get your shit together haha

real pants by jhaves91 May 23, 2018

Weasel Pants 

A adjective or noun that refers to a persons penis or metaphorical penis, typically used by older creepy ass men. The weasel in ones pants being the dick.

"stop that you weasel pants."

"Mr Ferri you're a fucking creep."

"language young weasel pants."

Weasel Pants by voluptuous frog March 12, 2019

peter pants 

A young lady or lad that has peed their pants.

"Is your name peter pants? Lo"

peter pants by Cutt butt killer May 22, 2019