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Chip eating bastard

The customer at Jimmy John's who comes right before closing time and fucks up all the chips.
Employee: Ah shit I gotta restock and rotate chips again because of this chip eating bastard!
by the_game March 5, 2021
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chipping bricks

When you're so pissed off at your old slow phone that you throw it at the wall so hard that you chip a brick.
I'm going to be chipping bricks with this phone if it doesn't load this app soon.
by Scarff May 23, 2018
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floppy chip

A kissing technique that involves shoving your tongue to the back of the other person throat and flicking their uvula so it swings and then frantically move your tongue up and down so when you pull away there is a string of saliva between you
Did you see Gary kiss Tanisha. Man used that floppy chip shit proper drowned her
by Arthur christmas init January 22, 2021
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Chips ahoy!

In the dead of night while someone is asleep someone it doesn't matter who will hold the sleeping person down shove chips up their ass and yell chips ahoy! And politely leave.
Hey john remember when we gave peter the good ol' chips ahoy! last year.
by Ward oyster June 1, 2021
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the chips have been dipped

another way to say THE TEA HAS BEEN SPILT
by EMILY IS A HOE June 17, 2019
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Chip

Lemme get some chip for my crow
by Bouji February 9, 2022
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pokeher chips

Crunchy potato or corn wafers dat you soak in hormones-altering drugs prior to feeding them to an attractive gal whom you wanna "poke"; da theory is dat hopefully da sex-drive-enhancing substances in da chips will put said hottie more "in da mood" shortly after she chows down on said snacks, and thus she will be more willing to let you get in her pants.
I didn't need any pokeher chips when a stressed-out lady-friend came to visit me one summer evening, since she was already "rarin' to go" from da "get-go"... I'd initially tried to engage her in friendly conversation, but she said she really didn't feel like talking much at that time --- "I'm hot, hungry, and horny!" So I solved the first and last complaints quickly and easily (I simply took all her clothes off, laid her back on my bed and treated her to a major bouncy-bouncy, and then shared a nice long lukewarm shower with her afterwards), then gave her a nice big bowl of milk and leftover sandwiches to devour. I guess it worked... she cheered up considerably while she was chowing down, and eventually settled back on my bed and fell asleep --- with both of us still naked --- in my arms.
by QuacksO August 4, 2019
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