desperation beer

The beer you only drink when you're out of options. Usually left in your fridge by someone else. Often Coors Light.

"Better do a beer run, all I've got left are two Desperation Beers!"

by PapaTangoRomeo February 14, 2012

Beer Koozied

When you've had anal sex with a dark skinned woman who has a voluptuous derriere or booty.

Where the dark skin of her ass cheeks and tight sphincter look and act as the Koozie, and the mans penis resembles the bottom end of the beer bottle going into its Koozie.

One Guido said to the other Guido, I Beer Koozied this bootylicious chick up against the wall in the alley outside the club last night, fist pump!!

by 420Freetime February 3, 2012

replacement beers

Beers that you buy in a bodega or gas station across the street from the hotel the next day to replace the beers you drank from the minibar.

We crushed all the beers in the mini bar last night, but they are like eight bucks, so before we checked out we went and got some replacement beers at the Seven 11 across the street.

by urban blight May 7, 2009

Beer Captain

In "high level" recreational hockey in Canada the term "Beer Captain" is used to describe an individual of importance or influence on a team. The Beer Captain is both the captain of his respective team (typically commissioned with selecting his squad on a given week) and more importantly - is assigned to pick up the beer.

It is considered on of the highest honors to bestowed on an individual in Canada.

Reggie made a rookie mistake by only bringing a dozen when he was selected as Beer Captain

by Lochwood May 12, 2014

beer tumor

another name for a beer belly or spare tire around one's waist

Look at the beer tumor on Joe. He's been drinking a six pack a day for years.

by CowboyFanboy September 26, 2017

Beer Monocle

When you are going to sleep with someone unattractive, but you are just drunk enough to not care.

Yo you are way out of Sarah's league.
Yeah, I know. I Just had my Beer Monocle on.

by stoneystupidface April 8, 2018

beer point

In Ultimate Frisbee, a point that is played while all team members hold open cans of beer.

"Did you see that beer point we played at the last tourney?"

"Yeah! Everyone was so open!"

by purplezebra March 19, 2010