John Howard

The worst thing ever to happen to Australia. The Prime Minister from 1995 onwards.

John Howard is the biggest loser in the world today.

by Dead Deer November 18, 2005

John Winchester

Father of Sam and Dean Winchester on the CW show "Supernatural". Played by Jeffrey Dean Morgan. Generally considered to be an absolute badass.

John Winchester for President.

by kneazle June 2, 2008

John

A type of lad with a small penis that is physically incapable of ejaculating his load.

John wanked and did not cum

by Battyman3000.5chickenfilla July 26, 2017

john roecker

Indie/Punk director of underground alternative movie Live Freaky! Die Freaky! Also produced The Network: Disease is Punishment and Heart like a Hand Grenade. Tends to push the boundries of good taste with his latest film Live Freaky!, a stop-motion puppet drug,sex orgy and musical about the infamous cult of Charles Manson. Very hot!

Live Freaky! Die Freaky! - a film by John Roecker

by xDominiquex June 28, 2006

john-charles

A horny mother fucker who tries to hard to get the girl

Anna- Did you see him?
Diana - yeah what a john-charles

by Mr.shane April 21, 2014

John Deere

A manufacturer of fine construction equipment, farm machinery and lawn care vehicles.

Please do not refer to my John Deere LT133 as a riding lawn mower...it is a TRACTOR, asshole!

by harry flashman July 17, 2003

lil john

An artist/producer that is known for his gammar, or lack there of. He is widely known for creating beats and tracks using only the words "WHAT, OKAY AND YEAH!" He rolls with his posse THE EAST SIDE BOYZ and all they do is sip Crunk Juice from a gasoline holder and add the word "SHAWDAY" shorty to the hook. Lil John sports long, nappy dreadlocks, gold teeth, and carries a pimp chalis/cup everywhere he goes. Some people hate on John, but I say "Dont hate, CONGRATULATE!" CUT THE CHECK!!!!!!! HAAAAAHNH!

If you purchase the Chappelle Show DVD collection or watch Comedy Central, you can see an exellent skit about Lil John

by Sabrina January 8, 2005