David bennun

To have a very short neck

David bennun has a shorter neck than his 6 for friend

by Moshe lester April 29, 2021

David Zaydman

A name typically given to a Russian Jew who is tall, smart, funny, and sexy. He is athletic and would make sure you will have a good time with him no matter who you are. However, if you annoy him a lot, he would hunt you down and be an asshole to you too. He typically likes money and does one sport well. He also enjoys looking and taking pictures of cars.

Person 1: Wow is that David Zaydman?
Person 2: OMFG that is!
Both: I want to be like him.

by AwesomeDMZ May 4, 2021

David Face

David Face is when someone with the name of David has a messy face

“MAN you have David Face.”
“What’s that?”
“it means you have a messy face.”

by Iron87 June 26, 2022

David solos

David is the most powerful person with god-like figure with universe-destroying abilities he is right next to shaggy and has all powers from anime to real world

person 1: goku is so strong

person 1: he ain't beating David tho. David solos his world

by itsyoboy8467 August 24, 2022

David Bloomer

Raised by a pack of savage Asians, David Bloomer is a closet gayman that roller skates around the parking lot of the PC. More times than not, you can find a David Bloomer sipping some nasty ass concoction of herbs and roots while contemplating the philosophy of philosophy.

Look at this little David Bloomer looking mofo on roller blades drinking a matcha tea......

by Shrimpin Aint EZ September 8, 2022

GIGA DAVID

giga David is the person who is really strong and who wears a mask

he takes hold of a person named David when he puts on the mask or sometimes he puts it on without realizing it when the mask is on David is no longer able to talk and he turns super aggressive the smallest things will make him mad and will most end up with David using his muscles to over power the person or thing that anger him

he will once in a while say one word
the back story of giga david is that david was trying to get into deep sleep but something unexpected took over David

person1: giga david go away
giga david:.... no ( put him on the ground and starts to beat him)

by itsyoboy8467 September 13, 2022

David Lopez

The fattest and shortest white man you'll ever see. He has a hitler cut and tries to act cool. He plays basketball but is absolutely shit and airballs every shot he makes.

Look its a gay David Lopez

by NiggerBAller42069 April 27, 2022