When you are having an awesome sex dream with the girl you always wanted to bang and your alarm goes off preventing you from cumming hard inside of her
"Aww dude I was having the best dream and I was just about to penetrate and then my alarm goes off and ruins my day before it began. Totally clock blocked man."
by Maverickzod September 23, 2011
Get the clock blockedmug. Describes a situation where a person or group unreasonably or in bad faith prevents another person or group from obtaining something that they want, more out of spite than anything else. Because the rationale of the blocking party is often petty or personal the term 'crock' is used.
A variation on 'cock-block', although it can be used in more situations and being PG-13 in nature as well as humorous is also suitable for work or most social situations.
A variation on 'cock-block', although it can be used in more situations and being PG-13 in nature as well as humorous is also suitable for work or most social situations.
'Boston College cannot crock-block UConn out of the ACC forever. UConn has too much to offer.'
'Peter Marshall was ambivalent about taking the hosting gig for Hollywood Squares in 1966 but he did it as much to crock-block Dan Rowan (whom he loathed) as anything else.'
'Pierce Brosnan was offered the role of James Bond in the 80s but the producers of Remington Steele crock-blocked him.'
'Peter Marshall was ambivalent about taking the hosting gig for Hollywood Squares in 1966 but he did it as much to crock-block Dan Rowan (whom he loathed) as anything else.'
'Pierce Brosnan was offered the role of James Bond in the 80s but the producers of Remington Steele crock-blocked him.'
by Ten Forward January 12, 2017
Get the Crock-blockmug. Preventing your friend from eating too much chocolate, which leads to break-outs, fat butts, and cottage cheese thighs.
by EmmaJean23 September 8, 2009
Get the choc-blockmug. by Gecko_Gold September 6, 2016
Get the Ass Blockmug. When a police officer prevents someone from getting with a girl
Similar to Cock Blocking but with a police officer
Similar to Cock Blocking but with a police officer
by TheRealBarber May 14, 2016
Get the Cop Blockedmug. A term for sex with a woman.
by BreadnLoaf February 21, 2021
Get the block gamemug. verb:
occurs when one is trying to catch up with a friend and discuss dirt, but said friend's significant other enters the room and conversation must shift to "appropriate" topic so as not to upset the significant other or lead to unwanted interrogation. Significant other has "talk blocked" your conversation. Talk Blocker may also be any third party who walks into a conversation that the original parties do not want to share info with.
occurs when one is trying to catch up with a friend and discuss dirt, but said friend's significant other enters the room and conversation must shift to "appropriate" topic so as not to upset the significant other or lead to unwanted interrogation. Significant other has "talk blocked" your conversation. Talk Blocker may also be any third party who walks into a conversation that the original parties do not want to share info with.
We were laughing about the parties we went to in college when her husband came in and talk blocked everything.
I couldn't wait to talk about what I wanted to do to him, but then his sister showed up and talk blocked, and we got stuck discussing her kids for an hour.
I couldn't wait to talk about what I wanted to do to him, but then his sister showed up and talk blocked, and we got stuck discussing her kids for an hour.
by liaCNA June 15, 2010
Get the Talk Blockmug.