Brokeback Mountain

The trademark play of the Dallas Cowboys, but not one used during any football game. Instead, this is a play they run in the locker room after, win or lose that involves the entire team stripping naked, finding a partner and beginning to wrestle each other. The winner of this 1v1 is crowned when they successfully butt fuck their opponent. Round 2 begins on top of the pile of butt fucked bodies and this process is rinsed and repeated until there is a mountain of bodies, with one lone Cowboy on top, balls deep in the peak
Cowboys Fan 1: Ahhh man, we choked in the play-offs again.

Cowboys Fan 2: I know, but at least 'dem boys get to hold their heads high as they head to the locker room for their final play, the Brokeback Mountain.

Cowboys Fan 1: God, what I would give to be at the bottom of that mountain
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rocky mountain trucker

When you shit in a condom, then put it in the freezer until frozen, then use it as a dildo.
Hey, last night was crazy. You remember Sharon? She totally did the Rocky Mountain trucker when we went back to her place
by Rmt223 July 12, 2017
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the mountain between us

It's so nice laying here gazing at the stars... just you, me, and the mountain between us.
by oneofamind October 4, 2017
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mountain dew black label

the rain that fell to earth on the first night of creation. it colored the night sky.
by F.JjJjJ January 15, 2020
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mountain snow hermit

Someone who loves the shit out of fresh powpow and prefers the silence of the mountains to the buzz of city life.
"I'm going to be a mountain snow hermit all weekend and will return to work as planned on Monday. Peace bitches."
by Chinesechicken! March 14, 2016
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Loon Mountain

Place where people from Mass buy houses and ski. Kind of fancy. No NH residents ski there.
Oh yes we drive from Newton MA to our house at Loon Mountain in New Hampshire.
by 603lord May 27, 2018
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Mountain gooning

Gooning on the top of a mountain, mostly with a group, and ending with a circle jerk
Hey Thomas! You wanna go mountain gooning later with me and John?
by Eieh June 28, 2025
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