Matt Falls

A guy who treats his friends bad.

Matt Falls is an asshole

by afrikanbitch October 29, 2017

Sober Matt

A music teacher that talks shit on Discord about anything on his mind.

"what the fuck did you say Sober Matt?

by sulima May 21, 2023

Matt Hazard

An extremely cool person, specifically reserved for Matthew Nissen

Damn here comes Matt Nissen

No bro hes MATT HAZARD

by MATT HAZARD September 15, 2010

Dear Matt letter

Another term for a “Cease and Desist” letter.

Originated by Matt The Welder, Comedian and political candidate who received more of these than any other candidate ever.

Bro spilled the dirt on Bill and then he got a Dear Matt letter in the mail.

by I know stuff May 12, 2024

Matt Barnes

A fat barnacle who spills drinks, stuffs his back with other people's drink and also shits himself.

Wow. Matt Barnes was such a cunt last night.

by Chubby hubby456 April 03, 2018

Mini Matt

The most annoying fuck on the face of the planet. This person acts like a golden retriever and is under 5 foot tall.

Oh my god! I am going to kill Mini Matt.

by Mr. Daydream December 05, 2023

Matt Tort

When you bang a chick belly to belly.

Oh I can’t believe Kyle banged that chick Matt Tort style

by Butch Jackson July 26, 2024