Yogurt Male

A sexual predator who is badass, cool, and sexy
Henry is such a yogurt male! His gf is only 11
by fizzics235 September 08, 2023
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Yogurt Male

A man who exhibits simular qualities to a Sigma Male but with one key difference. Their personality and lifestyle revolves around yogurt. Either as a morning routine or bedtime snack. It plays a crucial part of their identity.

A yogurt male is generally considered to be better than an alpha male.
Being a Yogurt Male, I know how to keep a full tummy without ruining din-din #ManofYogurt
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Yogurt Male

First, Alpha males were the best type of male to be. Then, it became Sigma males. Now, it's Yogurt Males.

"Yogurt Male" is just one of many labels made by men trying to out boost their fragile egos. Such men (Alphas, Sigmas, Yogurts, etc) fail to recognize women as people instead of sex objects, and thus end up blaming them for their unhappiness in life. In an attempt to find fulfillment in their lives, they come up with these new empty titles to elevate themselves above other men who are in reality, just as lonely as they are.

The specific reference to yogurt also has white supremacist undertones, since it is implying that men who are able to easily digest yogurt are superior to those who are not. Lactose intolerance is most prominently seen in Asia, Africa, and South America.
Chad: "I'm not some sort of lowly Alpha Male, I'm a Yogurt Male."
Alex: "You can digest dairy? Color me impressed."
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Basically a G-rated version of asshole
That guy is such a male appendage
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