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Luke Level

The gayest furry you shall ever encounter in your lifespan. In the end, the truth about Luke Level has been revealed, this man is the epitomy of a drug lord and a male stripper, he flashes his nipples to 3 year old girls in the street, and milks his ball sack every day. Luke Level's dad's bald head is shiny and I was able to see the reflection of him in a furry suit on there. What a bitch nigga! Luke has voted for hillary in the 2018 election and is jacking off to his mother's pube hair and period blood! EWW ! what an indian essay write im gonna write an essay on this, so basically lets get started.

for Greg Greger

I

Where were the neighbors? Out of town?
In my pajamas, I sat at my father's feet
in front of their squat, myopic television,

the first in our neighborhood.

On a screen the size of a salad plate,
toy airplanes droned over quilted fields.
Bouquets of jellyfish fell: parachutes abloom,
gray toy soldiers drifting together, drifting apart—

the way families do, but I didn't know that yet.

I was six or seven. The tv was an aquarium:

steely fish fell from the belly of a plane,

then burst into flame when they hit bottom.

A dollhouse surrendered a wall, the way such houses do.

Furniture hung onto wallpaper for dear life.

Down in the crumble of what had been a street,

women tore brick from brick, filling a baby carriage.

II

What was my young father,

just a few years back from that war,

looking for? The farm boy from Nebraska
Sydney: Omg! I love Luke! I want to fuck the shit out of luke until he pukes in my blue waffle vagina!

Luke Level: No need to worry I will fuck you with my long fox cock! on fox news!
by Kian Sucka February 24, 2020
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Luke Wheatley vibes

If there is a cooler in your class who’s always messing and getting in trouble they have like Wheatley vibes. This was named after the famous Luke Wheatley
Wow that guy has major Luke Wheatley vibes bro.
by Meme1234556 September 7, 2020
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Luke keeble

This means you are a terrible driver. You can’t even take corners at 20mph without skidding and like to reverse into cars at work. You need your license taking off you to makes the roads a safer place
Jesus Christ you drive like a luke keeble you dangerous c*nt
by Tank man October 2, 2020
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Luke

someone who is very hot… they are so horny thought. They want to be fucked so bad because they are a bottom. They always beg “Jace please fuck me I beg of you”. He wants my dick so bad.
Person 1: He’s so horny..
Person 2: it’s probably luke
by Valsuxx November 21, 2021
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Luke g johnson

To describe a self obsorbed ass whipe who thinks souly of himself and takes everyone’s gas
Dude my cars out did you pull a “Luke g johnson”?
by Snickermydoodle January 19, 2019
mugGet the Luke g johnsonmug.

Luke

Someone who is the best at Minecraft and who is hot af, All Lukes are people who are good at anything, They all have bad computers but insane Minecraft skills
by Man_Epic October 6, 2021
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Luke

Luke is the opposite to a fine wine he likes to be younger. Just like he loves young kids
by Snake king October 26, 2020
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