by daddy whigger February 13, 2024

A device, usually mechanical, that is utterly unreliable and spends most of the time broken or just barely in a working state, and comes this way from the manufacturing line. (Strangely common word in the model train world).
Dude 1: Hey whaddyou think about the P/T Cruiser?
Dude 2: It’s a frickin’ lemon, man. Everybody knows that.
Dude 2: It’s a frickin’ lemon, man. Everybody knows that.
by YuxxyBoyo September 24, 2020

Guy 1: Hey do you know who Lemon Redux is?
Guy 2: isn't that that sexy person on youtube and discord who knows Pikatoons and DankCyanic?
Guy 1: yes
Guy 2: isn't that that sexy person on youtube and discord who knows Pikatoons and DankCyanic?
Guy 1: yes
by Lemon Redux January 28, 2021

Josh asked Debbie if he could give her a lemon log. When she said sure he bent her over his couch and proceeded to stick his member in her butt hole and pee.
by Tony the Guy February 14, 2017

Nikol: isn’t Emily still dating that chick?
Josh: no, she broke up with her cause she was a total lemon lesbian.
Josh: no, she broke up with her cause she was a total lemon lesbian.
by Christoph undergarment the 4th January 9, 2025

Daylight lemon pound cakery! They busted by house and stole my wad of cash under my damned nose, and ate my mammas cake!
by Alicatz March 27, 2023

A lemon is a yellow object, typically associated with sacrifice. When summoning demons, place lemons around the circle or summoning book.
Sarah won’t like you if you don’t give her some of your lemons!
Don’t worry, Ainsley won’t kill you without lemons.
Don’t worry, Ainsley won’t kill you without lemons.
by Lieutenant.Cinder March 23, 2022
