Johnny E

Johnny E has a massive cock and is super charismatic. He makes sure everyone knows about how big his massive cock is and the fact that he's a Beatles fan. He plays the guitar like he fingers pussy but he sings like two keys off. He's a manwhore that likes to fuck around with as many biddies as possible. From the second he wakes up, he's only thinking about how he can impale the next bitch with his meat rod. He can last hours and nuts gallons. His long hair makes him look like John Lennon and he drives a nice car but his huge cock weighs it down so he has to go slow over any bumps to prevent the car's bottom from scraping

Person1: Yo, what's up Johnny E?
Johnny E: Hey do you know this song by the Beatles?
Person1: Ai, shut the fuck up.

by badussy2.0 February 9, 2022

Johnathan

If you were to ever come across a johnathan you should befriend them right away! Though shy and awkward at times he is one of the best friends you could ever have! From his goofy personality to his amazingly random talents a Johnathan is sure to make your life better! Sassy attitudes, to fun and games over time you find that he always has a big personality! Loving his hobbies like cars, shoes, guitars, watches, etc. He is a master of his crafts!

A great partner who is always there for you, a 5 star kisses and best Cuddles around! And late night in bed, you better bet nomatter how the day was he'll hold you close and love you unconditionally! Small silly thoughtful gifts can be found when with a Johnathan, from fire mixtapes, to your favorite snacks he always has you covered! Weather he be a friend, or a partner you can't go wrong with a Johnathan!

"Hey what do you call a fake noodle?!"
"What Johnathan"
"An Impasta!"
*uncontrollable dumb laughter*

I love you goober♡

by Spacedace23 February 12, 2022

Johnny

Someone who dosen't pull any bitches

person 1:"Hey you know johnny?"

person2:"the guy who dosen't pull any bitches"

by Shane the shagger February 16, 2022

Johnny

The person who I have in my basement

Johnny:pls let me go
Me:no🥺🥺🥺🥺🤞🤞🤞🤞🤞

by I_like_frogs_:) February 20, 2022

Johnny

the boys with the biggest dicks

thick butt girl: im scared of johnny his dick too big

thick butt girls friend: stop being scary, but it is kinda big tho

by daggerdiccj3 February 21, 2022

Johnnysexual

You are only attracted to Johnnys. Any any Johnny. No John's.

Oi I was at the Flaggy when I spotted the Johnny in question arguing over a coin. I instantly became aroused and took him to the carpark and fondled his coin slot. My mate The Bug Guy said "fuck you are a chronic Johnnysexual!"

by LorraineHaul February 21, 2022

___johnnyjoestar

A mid editor that eats kids

___johnnyjoestar is the definition of peak fiction

by Every one on anitok February 27, 2022