macintosh jardin

He has the biggest heart in the entire world. Value anyone with any of these names-- "macintosh" or "jardin." Loyal and considerate, keep him close to your heart. You keep him, he'd keep you. Love and cherish his entire existence because without it, you'll notice something's gone. He's funny, smart, loving-- every nice characteristic out there in existence. Never let a macintosh jardin go ever in your life.

I love you Macintosh Jardin!

Macintosh Jardin's farts smell so bad my eyes are tearing and my nose hair is gone.

Tell Macintosh Jardin to eat my pokes.

Macintosh Jardin is a sexy firefighter.

Macintosh Jardin is my daddy.

by mandadadadadda February 16, 2018

Dirty jaydn

Colby babycakes

Dirty Jaydn is Colby's babycakes

by Lover-boi July 14, 2020

smart jayden

A motherfucking smart alek who gets everything right. This person is usually lonely and doesn’t have any friends.

‘Stop being a smart Jayden!’

by NightmareDefinitions September 29, 2020

wallop_jayden

A guy that can catch a rocket with hes bear hands and hes breed=different

Wallop_jayden is like a god in cod

by Notredok October 18, 2020

captain.jayden

If you have this name your probably lonely af

Person 1: he looks lonely as hell
Person 2: well his name is captain.jayden

Person 1: makes sense

by Lawswrld March 10, 2021

Jazy Jaying

When a person (typically a father) fixates on a non-essential task and works unnecessarily hard until the job is completed.

Person 1: Wow, your dad is working really hard!
Person 2: Yeah, he's totally Jazy Jaying that project

by KarmaTheDog September 19, 2021

God Jayden

Severe god complex
general menace

likes his chaos
cute <3

All hail God Jayden...Other wise he might kick us

by Josietrain April 29, 2022