Smooth-Brained

A person who could be very well-informed and high-functioning, possibly even quite intelligent in certain areas, but is an idiot nevertheless. Usually a smooth-brained person has never thoroughly examined their beliefs, is generally susceptible to ideology, and has enjoyed a relatively comfortable life free of struggle or adversity.

Smooth-brained can also describe an article, film, or any other piece of content that presents a view of the world that betrays the author's complete alienation from any of the material conditions that define most peoples' lives.

Can also be used as a noun, for example: smooth-brain.
Did you read the latest smooth-brained think piece about rising division in America?
Nah, I can't even read that both-sides bullshit.
by SBCP October 09, 2021
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fat-brained

noun - when you do something fat-fingered but the cause is entirely in the head and not, in fact, anything to do with the fingers.
Sorry I didn't mean to send you that email of myself, it was me being fat-brained.
by sauj October 30, 2014
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motor brain

the result after being in a very fast car/truck/suv, speed boat, or any other fast traveling vehicle.
Man, after being on that speed boat, I've got motor brain!
by SpeedDemon123 May 24, 2008
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Brain leech

My nanny has a lot of brain leeches.
by Nether man above the stars December 23, 2020
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Brain-squeeze

Too much info for your brain to handle in the mornings.
Sofia started talking to me about this new job when i was just waking up ... i got a huge brain-squeeze.
by mvpbaste March 01, 2022
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Brain Dead

Henry and Sharp on discord.. here is their discord Sharp#6900 and savage-pinecone#1174 they are utterly retarded
Henry and sharp are quite literally the most brain dead people ever.
by Certex is the best November 15, 2021
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Brain Burglar

one who in a conversation, discussion or argument deliberately or inadvertently makes ridiculous statements or repeats already invalidated points causing the other party lose their goddamn mind.
trevor: man, Charles is fucking retarded! i was trying to explain to him why the Shamwow is just a piece of corporate slag used to channel the masses into following a consumer driven conglomerate and all he kept saying was "get over yourself, Olympic divers use it"...

steve: i know man, dont worry about it, he's a goddamn Brain burglar.
by cutmeaslice September 23, 2009
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