fat-brained

noun - when you do something fat-fingered but the cause is entirely in the head and not, in fact, anything to do with the fingers.

Sorry I didn't mean to send you that email of myself, it was me being fat-brained.

by sauj October 30, 2014

freezer brain

A sharp, icepick like pain in the middle of your forehead after consuming a cold beverage too quickly.

"Oh, oh! I drank that smoothie way too quick! Freezer brain!"

by professorofslang May 2, 2015

Brain Splinter

Song or Thought stuck in your head all day

That darn song has been my 'Brain Splinter' all day & I can't get it out

by PinkMinkPrincess June 3, 2015

Orgasm brain

When you ignore all good sense and reason just to have an orgasm

Jim: bro I was about to finish in my girl and she wanted me to pull out but orgasm brain kicked in and I was like "fuck no bitch" so I'm single now and in 9 months I'm bout to have a chat with Maury.......

by Lookinstuup August 13, 2016

Gettin' Brain

To have a bitch gag on your cock.

Choke on it till she fucks up her eye makeup.

I'll be in the back Gettin' Brain from Trina.. She was chokin on that cock till her mascara got fucked up!!

by TOMBAGGER September 21, 2016

Brain Diarrhea

A severely worse version of a brain fart. When you do or say something extremely stupid or forget something everyone and their mother knows.

Dude, when I was taking that test, I had a really bad brain diarrhea.

by Commander Jacob August 27, 2017

spliff brain

Someone who smokes weed non stop

Woah bro your such a spliff brain

by Lm1815 June 24, 2018