Does your phone do this...

A cheap and very dull joke often played out by silly little girls. After a telephone conversation, the female says.. "Does your phone do this..." and then hangs up, leaving the intelligent male baffled as to exactly what is happening as he hangs on, waiting for the stupid female to talk back, but of course she has gone!

Toni: "Hey Geoff, does your phone do this..."
<silence>
Geoff: "What?"
Geoff: "Hello...?"
Geoff: "Helloooo...?"
Geoff: "Bi-atch!!"

by John Lidgley May 23, 2008

after sex phone call

Call made to tell significant other you just nailed (got nailed by) someone other than them.

"Hi honey, just lettin you know I just banged -insert name- and well they screw better bye.

by Jester December 24, 2002

cell phone bitch slap

verb: to slap someone in the face with a flip open cell phone. The act of slapping while opening cell phone.

shut up before i cell phone bitch slap you. Yo... WHERE YOU AT!!

by nicole and carson March 22, 2005

National bless phone day

To bless your partner phone

Are your going remember your wife it’s national bless phone day .

by Big23 July 10, 2019

look it up on your phone

1. A phrase used in corporate, academic, or other situations when an inappropriate topic can not be discussed. Often said to someone who is not familiar with a vernacular term, phrase, meme or other part of pop culture which is considered NSFW that searching on one's work or school computer could result in reprimands from superiors, IT or HR

2. an alternate expression for "you don't want to know"

A)
John: "...so with the new restroomproduct launch aimed at luxury hotels and restaurants, Marketing suggests we re-name our X1457 Deluxe Swivel Golden Showerhead."
Marty: "....why do need to rename it?"
John: "......Marketing suggests "golden shower" not be included as part of our product line."
Marty: "....why not?"
John: ".....look it up on your phone."

B)

Sue: "What's all this bunga-bunga stuff I keep hearing the students talking about?"

Mary: "Look it up on your phone."

by Ind617 January 13, 2017

Before my phone dies

This was an excuse to do something on your phone before it does

Girl - I need a poo before my phone dies

Boy - text me before my phone dies

by Doxkxixoxixixixixixoxox June 05, 2018

Late-night phone sleeping

When you’re on your phone at 12pm and you hear footsteps coming down the hallway and you have five seconds to think of a sleeping position

Late-night phone sleeping gave me neck cramp.

by Addicted to Baked Beans December 11, 2019