can of whoop ass

the term has been popularised among online gaming communities by the slogan of one of the mightiest and most well-known clans participating in the famous on-lnine game, Far Cry: {TAF} (The Animal Farm).

"For those times a can of whoop ass just isn't big enough: {TAF} In A Can!"

by dingogal May 26, 2006

i’ll see if i can

No, this means no

Guy: We should hang out this weekend.

Girl: I’ll see if I can.

By saying this she is telling you no

by eldestbrotherG March 09, 2018

all-you-can-eat

buncha crap stuffed into a buffet just to make people fat and not earn much money beacuse the buffet is cheap

-i went out to eat yesterday
=did you?
-yeah
=where?
-oh it was an all-you-can-eat--
=oooooh
-...buffet
=yeah (cough) um i kinda gotta go bye
-why'd he go?...

by artichokegal June 08, 2005

two can drain that vein

Just as two can play at that game, two can drain the vein of one's backed up semen.

Buffy: "Did you hear Lance challenged that more than one Ho is needed to make him climax?"
Candy: "Oh really? Two can drain that vein!"
Buffy: "Game on!"

by GlazeHer April 26, 2014

Can I get a uhhhh

High mfs always be saying shit like this.

Cashier: "Hi, what can I get for you?"

You: "Yeah can I get a uhhhhhhhhhh!!"

by Definer Andy April 29, 2020

Kicking the can down the road

What politicians do to our National debt. Instead of resolving it, they refuse to address it and instead borrow more.

The Republicans and Democrats both borrowed a ton of money and put the government further in debt. This is what we call kicking the can down the road. Guess our children's children will be paying this one off.

by Egirl Rhyann June 29, 2020

tanked up can hole

when your ass is on fire, after the screamin mimi's & all you have is cheap ass wipe, to clean up the mess.

"can you pass the vasoline, I got a tanked up can hole!"

by C Dub & C Luv March 18, 2008