Bryson theory

Finance: when you think a person makes X amount so therefore they have Y moneys but totally negates any thought of bills or debt

Jack thinks just because i make 60k a year it means I have 60k in savings. Hes totally negating the fact I have a truck payments and a mortgage. He's trying to play the Bryson theory.

by Islandcouple69 January 11, 2021

The Genevieve Theory

the Genevieve Theory is essentially, at its core, a theory of life, death, and everything in between.

Im not sure, but I read about this in the Genevieve Theory… You should check it out

by BiggggB123 November 4, 2025

Hasson theory

The Hasson theory is most commonly used to describe those that are blessed with a nice arse but have a face that could turn Medusa to stone, so if you see a girl with these attributes it is known as the Hasson theory. Spread the word booty face bum nose noon spoon

A man sees a nice girls ass and he is like danggg and then he looks at the face and he knows to think of the Hasson theory and be like that girls got a nice ass but not a nice face

by Steve? June 5, 2016

CRACKHEAD THEORY

An absurd theory that makes no sense, that actually has some proof behind it.

That's a damn crackhead theory!

by Alien Shroom March 28, 2024

Knanny theory

Never discuss Politics or religion with those you truly love.
Be thier for a friends/family even after that friend/family members has crossed you in the past. There was a reason they were part of your life from the get go.

Never judge a book/movie by it's cover. It's all sales and marketing tack designed to allure your sights to the product. Reading in to and research is the only way to understand it completly for yourself.

When you say love it means, you are willing to do the right above all, for that reason. Even if it means stumping yourself short in the end. People will always find a way back up from down and vice versa.

Knanny theory: All will be well
another Day
another sell
Unconsious minds bring upon thier own hell

Love with your mind
Keep you heart beating
Journey the next day my darling kind
It's only your body depleting

I'll love now as I did then
Artisctic ability's warm your soul
Speaking again, only you will know when
Take a glimps choose your goal

I wish you what brings you solace with a smile
For some one to hear the words stay a while
Will bring a bridge and fill a gap
Nor soldiers slain, riddled, with sap:)

by HppyMadisMyFavProd.Co. November 30, 2009

nose ring theory

The nose ring theory suggests that a woman wearing a nose ring is often perceived as displaying higher levels of emotional instability, confrontational behavior, and unresolved personal trauma, which some believe she has internalized in a way that significantly influences her personality.

Simple definition:

The Nose Ring Theory is the humorous idea that women with nose rings are more likely to be emotionally intense, dramatic, or have unresolved issues.

The nose ring theory: one piercing away from a personality built on vibes, chaos, and unhealed trauma.

by johndoedefinesshit August 25, 2025

Godzilla Theory

When you lower your expectations so low that whatever happens can't be any worse.

The year was 1998, Godzilla hit cinemas with record low ratings. I asked all my mates to come with me with no luck. Everyone Talked shit about the movie that I went in thinking it was going to be the worst movie of all time. Came out thinking, hey that was alright.... Godzilla Theory was born. Lower your expectations and whatever it is will be good.

by Euky June 21, 2024