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Getting keyed

Getting hella baked or getting hella fucking drunk
if ur budy says im getting keyed it means Smoking alott of weed or drinking a shit lode of beer and vodak
by loy price January 1, 2012
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get off it

1. A command used when an uncomfortable subject comes up and one is unwilling to talk about it.

2. A command used when someone receives bodily contact that is unwanted.

3. A command used when someone means business.
1. "Just get off it man."

2. "C'mon! Get off it!"

3. "Seriously man, get off it."
by duniella December 24, 2010
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Get Taxed

1) To express to someone they need to get taxed.

2) A variable word that can be used in many situations.

3) Similar to telling someone to: Get Fucked, Get Screwed, Get Burnt, or Get Lost. (Go get taxed!)

4) Taxing can also mean to get robbed, in the sense that someone Taxes you, takes everything you own. (Taxed)

5) To harm something. (Taxation)
The Sheriff of Nottingham Taxed the hell out of villagers.

The tsunami taxed Japan critically.

After headbutting your enemy to the brink of death, you whisper in his ear "Get taxed" instantly causing a KO. You then rob him of his assets, and leave him a note stating "should of paid your taxes."
by Brutalmagikarp May 25, 2011
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get the net

the equivalent of saying "catch up" or "acquaint yourself". taken from Wayne's World, when Wayne tells his delusional ex girlfriend to "get the net"
"Wayne I love you"
"We broke up already, get the net"

"Hey wanna come to a party?"
"I don't like you or any of your friends, get the net.
by darcygaps January 6, 2012
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get stuffed

"If you thought you were back in college, you'd be skankier"
"Get stuffed"
by erica220 May 8, 2008
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get faded

Keep calm and get faded!
Keep calm and get high (stoned)!

Yo' motherfuckers! Pour your 40 Oz and let's get faded!
Yo' motherfuckers! Pour your 40 Oz and let's get drunk!
by Spartaxiros November 14, 2013
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Get to the Chopper

Whilst receiving fellatio from a woman, the man pulls out and proceeds to spin his dick in a circular motion while repeatedly cock slapping her followed by the man yelling "get to the chopper!" before blowing his load.

Also known as the Schwarzenegger
"Last night I told my girlfriend to get to the chopper"

Friend 1: "Did you get her to the chopper?"

Friend 2: "No, she didn't make it"
by thegooddrbill May 6, 2013
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