Future Fucker

The fucker of the future.

"Hey dad!" "Hey future fucker!"

by future fucker March 17, 2012

ticker fucker

the 'ticker' is supposedly the new feature of Facebook which is fucking retarded, hence ticker fucker

a person who is ticked and fucked off by the new Facebook changes

a person who trolls by scrolling the new ticker feature on Facebok

This ticker fucker is stupid

by Ah Ree Yuh September 21, 2011

font fucker

One Who follows Dark Forces Leader Kronick.

Pyro and Brad cannot do a thing but talk shit in The Hot Tub:2 there fore they are also font fuckers.

by sov February 21, 2005

pudd fucker

A guy who fucks un usally large girls. A girl who has a muffin top. Also a girl who has had lie-bo suction and still remains hefty.

Since Billy is unattractive to normal women, he has decided to become a pudd fucker.

by Jack Mayoffer April 3, 2008

Mother Fucker

One who fucks a femal parental unit...

Rosie is not a mother fucker yet, but she aspires to be one day!

by Rosie November 15, 2003

Downedest mother fucker

(noun) Tried and true, faithful-to-the-end; unwaveringly loyal to the core; your #1 ally when the shit goes down and your cause may very well be a lost one.

I was worried about John going to that part of town, but then I learned Nikki was with him. Nikki considers John a friend and is the downedest mother fucker I know. By me learning that I brushed my worries to the side. Nikki would watch out for John and put John's well being above his own .

by Nikki Stixx December 29, 2019

texas bug fucker

An errant golf shot that fails to go airborne but skips very fast along the ground, never going higher than a foot or two. So fast, in fact, that the golf ball is figuratively fucking a bug. Called a Texas Bug Fucker by Texas golfers, and really by golfers everywhere.

Charlie topped the golf ball off the tea and it skittered so fast that it burned a path down the fairway. It was a real Texas Bug Fucker.

by WordMan1965 April 29, 2014