Ethan Weaver

Ethan is the most hottest, most handsome, and most bestest friend to have on Earth. If you have a friend named Ethan make sure you thank them and worship them for being the best of the best. Don't forgot to give them head or sex whenever they ask because if you do so, you will learn the ways of Ethan Weaver.

You: Oh hey Ethan
Ethan Weaver: gib head
You: yes sir.
*gawk gawk gawk*

by Milkhail November 23, 2021

Ethan Adams

Cheese

Hey is that Ethan Adams?

No that’s Cheese!

by Cheese The Grater October 23, 2019

Ethan Alexander

An amazing cute guy who will love you and care for you but also get tired of you really quick. He will be kind to you but later break your heart but it’s all worth it.

Ethan Alexander is so cute

by He.used.to.call.me.baby. April 22, 2020

Ethan

Ethan is a big ole bully who looks like a rat

Ethan: I’m just a stupid bully who looks like a rat and also is bad at fortnite

Grace: yea you’re right

by The truthhhhhhhhhhhhh May 25, 2020

Ethan

YOU FUCKIN WHAT MATE BUNCH OF LIARS ETHAN IS IS IS IS IS IS IS IS A PRICK INNIT FAM

Ethan is a prick innit fam

by Ethan innit fam October 9, 2019

Ethan Fallon

a person/pornstar very similar to minecraft steave and can obliterate anything in seconds, overall 8.9/10 (too much water)

Did you hear "Ethan Fallon" is bussin bussin fr skibidi toilet

by The Cock Snatcher January 14, 2024

Ethan

Ethan is a boy so peng it’s unreal😩🤩. His so funny and so fucking strong. Everyone needs a Ethan in there life. If u have one don’t loose him as he is the best u r ever gonna get. Ethan can be a bit rude and arrogant sometimes but he can also be a little roady. He is also an inside joker with so much banter

That boy Ethan is some mad sort

by 69meeebaby October 3, 2019