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eat shit and choke

... So eat shit and choke ...
He can eat shit and choke
by xxuncoiledxx February 20, 2018
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Eat Humble Pussy

What naughty blokes (and some naughty girls) do when they've got problems with 'her indoors' and have no chance of escape.
I've forgotten our wedding anniversary. I'm going to have to go home and eat humble pussy.
by Luchasi July 28, 2017
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Eat More Chicken

Cunnilingus.

Most commonly attributed to Jim Morrison of The Doors. This line is originally from the blues song “Back Door Man” by Willie Dixon. The singer is bragging about all the married women he has sex with, sneaking out the back door while her husband is coming in the front.
I eat more chicken than any man ever seen.
by JohnWayne_FightOn June 4, 2022
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The rock eating pancakes

The most beautiful thing of all time.

It's the definition GODLY.
I LOVE IT!
"Did you see the picture of The Rock eating pancakes I sent you?"
"Yes, and I looked at it for 17 hours."
by KarenKiller May 4, 2021
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eat yellow paint

to do what you think will make you happy
yellow is a happy color so eat yellow paint if you think that will make you happy.
by sopmacsirk August 10, 2019
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There's wiser eating grass

A reply to someone when they have done something foolish (i.e. there are wiser things than you, that eat grass).
Person 1: I jumped off the hotel balcony into the swimming pool.

Person 2: There's wiser eating grass.
by Grass-eater August 26, 2022
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I’m eat the page

When you get red allll over the page you know what you gotta do gotta eat the page!!!!
“Yo bro did you see FINN last night? He was totally eating the page”
“I’m eat the page”
by The best in the world ever January 11, 2021
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