dry stretch

the patch of cum that stays on the skin for a long period of time either after a man ejaculates on himself or someoine else, which causes it to dry. once the skin is stretched out, you can feel the skeet pulling the skin.

After having sex with my girlfriend, I skeeted on her but waited too long to help her wipe up. It dried up so when she went to get up, it created a dry stretch. She wasn't too thrilled.

by NoPantsCass May 14, 2011

never ride dry

To always keep a bottle of Johnny Walker Red with you wherever you go, just in case.

Ralph said to Tony, "Party was a bummer this weekend, huh? Hey man, just never ride dry"

by Dan Witmer September 20, 2008

dry as shite

Boring as helll but more fiery adds the FIRE sparkup any and all conversations with this phrase

this is dry as shite

by MPJF September 7, 2005

dry bot

The act of humping a dry arsehole, usually with the neeb void of moisture.

Note for added effect a chemical dry bot can be performed

Spug: "Hey Dan, fancy a dry bot"

Dan: "Mmmm, only if you ram it in hard.... like"

by Wayne Sparrow January 5, 2009

dry streek

An extended period of time without sex.

"Dude, I haven't had sex in six weeks, it's been a really hard dry streek"

by Mark638284 April 27, 2014

Dry

A male or female that cannot hold a conversation ,make shit awkward

Bruh jess dry as fuck all she text is hey and tru

by Shup1917 December 18, 2014

Dry Louie

Often confused with his cousin Wet Willie, a Dry Louie is very much similar. Dry Louie's are a quick flip of the nostril, most commonly approached when the person receiving is unaware, usually done with the index finger.

When I went to give my fiancé a kiss goodbye before leaving for work, I noticed she was out cold in a deep sleep, it was a perfect time to give her a Dry Louie.

by Smooth Speed March 13, 2015