Front Door Harry

A man with a mustache that visits unsuspecting women under false pretenses to get them to fall in love with him.

Sean left the post office disgruntled, as another front door harry was already hanging out there.

by funniestpersonyouknow September 25, 2014

Door

an intellectual device used to teleport between a room to the other

i went through the door to see my step sister stuck in a washing machine

by Door for intellectuals July 15, 2020

door piss

when door shat wasn't quite enough revenge i took the liberty of starting a second part to door shat door piss

i thought jen could use an extra shower

by lostsoul11 February 4, 2004

Scubble Doored

A idiot, an idiotic fool

Your a scubble doored

by H3NtAiL0Rd March 18, 2019

old door

Noun. Singular. A contemporary term that describes someone with advanced journalistic expertise but is out of touch with any classical aspect of literary amusement, namely crossword puzzle solving. It's most appropriately used in reference to an Editor-in-Chief of a graduate school newspaper but could be extended to describe any member of the editorial board thereof.

I'm an old door at solving crossword puzzles.

by TMP's © November 7, 2014

Asshole next door

The asshole neighbor you get when you try to turn an asshole into a boy next door.

A few people tried to tame the guy like he was a playful dog or a racehorse, but he didn't have the same kind of relationship even some of the more unruly, wilder horses had with people. The more they tried, the more they met the asshole next door.

by Solid Mantis May 17, 2020

Doors off

When you usually say “wheels off” in a restaurant but then the “walk- in door locks itself and you literally have to close down and take the door off it’s hinges to get in to the walk-in fridge.

I don’t know what happened at On The Border Sunday night. It’s doors off In that place! Here’s my two week notice!

by Lizease May 2, 2020