doggy date

waterboarding to the umpteenth degree

i got doggy date by a cow

by loligotadog March 22, 2022

Gape date

The act of scheduling a date to engage in sexual intercourse via anal penetration with your spouse or mate.

Person 1: Wanna do anal tomorrow?

Person 2: Gape date?
Person 1: Im leaving you.

by Bjørn Kirkham April 4, 2022

National Date Your Friend Day

National Date Your Friend Day is on May 1st. It’s a day where you date your friend for a day. If it works out, you can continue this “fake” dating until the next May 1st.

Person A: It’s National Date Your Friend Day! Wanna go out with me?

Person B: No. You fucking suck.

by urparentfuckerfacts May 1, 2022

Double Date (the cool kind)

You plus two dates subtract the 4th wheel.

So Brooke, Sarah went on a double date (the cool kind).

by ApricotFields May 15, 2022

Self-Date

An empowering way to spend quality time with yourself to boost your own self-love and self-worth.. treating yourself with the same love/ care as you would someone you care about!
It could be going for a solo trip.. or going to a hobby class.. going to the movies.. or an indulgent spa-cation..

The idea is to value your own time and relationship with yourself!

Ever since I started to Self-Date.. I started realizing how toxic my ex was!

She may be in a relationship.. but that doesn't mean she can't Self-Date too!

by anonymous June 21, 2022

Online Dater

A person who uses ill-suited websites, video games or platforms with the intention of finding a romantic or sexual partner as they are simply too pathetic in face-to-face interactions to find a romantic partner offline. Said person is often a teenager between the ages of 13 and 17. However, younger kids may online date as they see older kids doing it and may see it as cool.

Online Dater: abc for gf (;
Reasonable Person: what the fuck no
ODer: whatever you aint gettin this pussy even though you want it
RP: but i don't want that fishy ass shit

by Some lifeless loser September 22, 2022

Party Date

When you invite someone, you like, to a party, but when they arrive to your house It actually turns out to be a date with a candle-lit dinner.

You: “Hey, do you wanna go to a party?”
Your Crush: “Sure, that’s sounds fun.”
Later…
Your Crush: *Opens Door* “Wtf…”
You: “Suprise!! This is actually a date. A Party Date. :)”

by Equype September 23, 2022