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Dirt

A synonym of defaecation.
"Jesus it reaks in the bathroom".
"Yeh mate, just took a fuck-off dirt".
by Fragile August 1, 2006
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magic dirt theory

Likely a strawman created by the far right to make racial/ethnic egalitarians look like silly, naive magic believers.

Guessing that this theory states that people's behavior are determined by the location they're in through "magic". Pretty much no one actually believes that people will change behavior once they enter an area. The far right can't actually "prove" their "superiority" so they have to compare themselves to made up magic believers even stupider than them to give them a false sense of intelligence. If you see someone use this term against you, that's a sign that they're just a troll who just want to make you mad.
A: "Different races and ethnicities are still part of the same species. Any non appearance or cultural based differences are too small to count any race or ethnicity as actually better than others."

B: "ANOTHER BELIEVER IN MAGIC DIRT THEORY AND ANOTHER LIBTARD EPICLY PWNED!!!"

A: "'Magic Dirt Theory'? The hell's that? Some strawman you created?"

B: "HOW ARE YOU SO DUMB AS TO NOT KNOW THE THEORY YOU BELIEVE IN? CAN'T EXPECT SHIT FOR A LIBTARD EMPHASIS ON THE L AND THE TARD"

A: "Another day another troll"
by Silicosis9324 July 19, 2024
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dirt bike money

When a hillbilly has wealth and spends it on expensive toys like dirt bikes and shotguns. They tend to try to keep with the hillbilly aesthetic (chewing dip, drinking keystone light, being conservative) but don't have real, money related redneck problems, like missing a mortgage, having to work dangerous and hard jobs (logging, farming, truck driving) or having a drug dependency on meth or prescription drugs to help them work said dangerous and hard jobs.
Example 1–Person 1: Yo, this new Florida Georgia Line song slaps!

Person 2: Nah, it just reeks of dirt bike money.

Example 2–– Person 1: Yo, you seen Clyde's ranch?

Person 2: Yeah, he has mad dirt bike money because his dad owns a logging company.
by nonecaresgod September 11, 2021
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orange dirt dick

An amusing name for a carrot.
While you’re at the store can you grab a bag of orange dirt dicks.
by Strange Magnificent April 30, 2023
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diddly dirt

used by gloucester natives this word is used in reference to something being "sick" or being very good at something.
yo b did you see the game last night? Brady is diddly dirt kid.

yo them shoes are diddly dirt dude.
by mike forgette January 30, 2008
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dirt dan

When the female is giving a blowjob, and the male sticks his fingers up his ass and shoves the feces into her nose
I just gave my girl a dirt dan, she called the police, and I'm in jail now.
by DIRT DAN USER September 7, 2016
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Dirt person

A person of disgusting and foul nature not to be respected
Larry is such a dirt person we shouldn't hangout with him anymore
by Mtg187 October 21, 2022
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