decemberunderground

AFI's latest Album and "the" essential Album to totally rock out to...

"Dude I can't stop blasting Decemberunderground every time I cruise around in my car..."

by Infern0 November 11, 2008

December 22, 2012

The day retards will commit suicide because they thought the world would end since an ass named Nostradamus said so over 3000 years ago. You have permission to go to Walmart and scream I told you so into the faces of children.

Mark: Hey Lloyd! Did you know the world is going to end tomorrow?
Lloyd: No, fuck that shit, me and Veronica are going to go to six flags.
Mark: The end is near, Lloyd! You'll be sorry!
----Tomorrow----

~Somewhere in an underground bunker~
Mark: T-they're wrong.I-I'll be the only one.
~Somewhere at Six Flags~
Lloyd: Hey Ronnie, the world didn't end, wanna make out?
Veronica: Sure Lloyd!
*They do so*
---- December 22, 2012 ----
Lloyd: Hey Ronnie,
Veronica: Huh Lloyd?
Lloyd: Wanna Shout I told you so into the faces of children?
Veronica: I'm up for it if you are!
~Later~
Mark Baxter was never seen again.

by ApocolypseNo January 13, 2013

December 6

People who are born on this day are kind-hearted, honest, and generous. If you know anyone that is born on this date, they're practically the definition of innocence and honesty.

"It's December 6, the day where kind-hearted people were born!"

"I agree!"

by milktqe October 30, 2019

December 22

The day when a sensitive, suicidal, depressed, lonely kid was born

Friend:hey you were born on December 22 Me:ya why
Friend :Damn your life must suck

by The Chocolate bar April 20, 2020

6th of December

National slap your girlfriends ass day

Yo bro it’s 6th of December you know what that means

by Xoxox6969696969 December 5, 2019

December 18

If you were born on this day you have a huge dick or your Pussy gets rlly wet during sex.

Damn that bitch I fucked last night was a December 18th

by Fusion academy October 16, 2019

DECEMBER 10

December 10 is National hoe day. Grab your crush by the ass and BE THE BIGGEST HOE YOUD LIKE! also if you were born December 10 then you are BEST PERSON ON THE EARTH! If you have a friend who’s born on this day keep them because they are FUNNY, THE BEST, TRUSTWORTHY, PRETTY, ETC!!

Boy #1: Isn’t she so pretty
Girl #1: SHES ALSO HILARIOUS and trustworthy

The December 10 gurl comes over and grabs the #1 boy

Boy #1: LUCKY ME 😩🤤

by Spongebob Patrick November 2, 2019