Anti-date

A social engagement with an ex-flame, preferably in a romantic, candle-lit setting, where you examine the relationship in excruciating detail and discuss in unflinching terms... because you just don't give af anymore.

After-effects may include confusion, panic and general sense of overwhelmingness. These may be due to lack of sleep, but more likely because anti-dates are considered a bad practice by the general population.

Waiter at fancy restaurant: "should we change the music? It looks like they're on an anti-date?"

by CrazyTrainCDMX August 7, 2019

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lay a date

Snap off a cable,have a shit

I need to lay a date.

by larry lepper head January 19, 2009

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Expresso Date

To speak vulnerable thoughts over a cup of coffee... Rather quickly, in a caffeine induced ramble.

Going out for coffee with a person you've always wanted to be honest with.

So, I went on an Expresso Date with this guy from Tinder, I think I said too much.

by Jeff06999 May 26, 2023

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Date

Australian slang for bumhole... not the whole bum, the bumhole.

I told Scotty that he can take his boat award and shove it up his date.

by Krit-Murhy February 10, 2021

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Dating

Verb

Dating - To make eating dates a regular part of one's diet. Compare to the noun Dater.

Noun

Dater - One who makes dating a regular part of their diet

John has been dating lately especially as an appetizer and sugar substitute

by Festus Finlooper January 2, 2022

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