crack vet

A crack vet is a stereotypical former or active service member similar to bro-vet, but will say the most outlandish, retarded, things you will ever hear, a crack vet will discriminate against younger boots and laugh at how they dress, even though they wear fruity short shorts by grunt style while wearing a backwards trucker cap, they also speak in a robotic matter and sound like Mordecai from regular show while doing it

That NCO talking about how he wishes he could strangle his kid seems like a crack vet

by Mrpeaches21 January 3, 2023

crack cone

halle vincent

omg halle is such a crack cone

by ytewhghj October 1, 2017

crack stichie

a puff bar/vape that give u crack vibes. u not supposed to cough like crazy from a stichie

p1: hit this
p2: *hits stitchie then starts coughin his brains out*
p2: this shit taste like crack shit a crack stichie

by @veezy._e March 13, 2022

Among crack

A slang term for the popular game in 2020, Among us as its addicting like Crack.

Guy A: look at Joe he's playing too much of games all day long.
Guy B: Nah. Hes Probably playing Among crack.

by Saitama 777 November 13, 2020

Shadow crack

When a girl doesnt have panties on in a white dress and you can see the shadow of her ass crack.

Damn. Did you see that bitches shadow crack? She definitely aint got no draws on.

by Cline22 February 23, 2019

dad crack

Dad crack, an attempt at humour usually made by a dad or out of touch 40+ year old. A remark is made to try and generate humour however is perceived as not funny or simply dad crack.

A strange occurrence sometimes takes place however when an assortment of dads find communial humour in dad crack and laugh at a younger individuals expense.

"Did you get a free bucket and spade with those shoes?"- a typical example of dad crack

by Thefurher November 19, 2013

girl-crack

Something addicting a man says or does that makes a girl have butterflies.

When he gave me that ring, that was serious girl-crack.

by bitcoingraffiti December 28, 2022