Coffee and chill is when you attempt to bribe someone with sex by offering Coffee as incentive. The most common and effective way of achieving this is by sending nudes while balancing a coffee cup on your testicles.
Seth sent me nudes last night and had a cup of iced mocha on his nuts. My vagina instantaneously opened the floodgates. Scooters and dickpics is definitely the way to get in my panties. 💦
Netflix and chill is so played out.. Bitch you get coffee and nudes.
Netflix and chill is so played out.. Bitch you get coffee and nudes.
by There's Nothing To See Here. June 9, 2017
Get the Coffee and Nudesmug. Shearer's coffee is offered to shearer's during the annual shearing on a sheep farm by the farmer/ farmers wife.
AKA International Roast. The cheapest, nastiest brew served alongside Billy tea. No-one ever actually consumed it so it lasts forever.
AKA International Roast. The cheapest, nastiest brew served alongside Billy tea. No-one ever actually consumed it so it lasts forever.
Sheep farmer: 'The shearer's are coming next week.'
Sheep farmer's wife: 'I'm pretty sure there's still plenty of shearer's coffee in the woolshed from when your mother used to live here 20 years ago'
Sheep farmer's wife: 'I'm pretty sure there's still plenty of shearer's coffee in the woolshed from when your mother used to live here 20 years ago'
by LuckyDay😉 October 17, 2022
Get the Shearer's coffeemug. When you're so hyped up on coffee your body starts rejecting it. It can be confused with the flu if you've been around people who've had it (if you got your immunization shots then this would rule it out)
One moment: OMG IM CAFFINATED I HAD TO CUPS OF COFFEE
The next moment you're rushing to the bathroom holding your stomach for dear life,
"Damn it (ughplr) I'm coffee sick again
The next moment you're rushing to the bathroom holding your stomach for dear life,
"Damn it (ughplr) I'm coffee sick again
by Funnyjake2011 July 8, 2016
Get the coffee sickmug. by pornstitute October 29, 2025
Get the Coffee Bongmug. by hintss May 17, 2016
Get the ceiling coffeemug. When you first wake up make a cup of coffee for your girlfriend have her take a long drink then stick your duck in her mouth
by Terror 007 June 18, 2023
Get the Hot coffee stickmug. Durring intercourse, when the man cums inside a womans vagina and the woman shits herself while he is cumming.
"Dude how was it??? She looks fine" ... "man this chick is crazy! I asked her how she wanted it and she said fuck me as hard as you can.. and when I was finishing, she looked me in the eyes and pooped all over my bed sheets! I pulled out and was like what the fuck!! And all she said to me was... 'whoops I spilled my pink coffee mug' "
by Lt. Walter Sobchak October 31, 2011
Get the pink coffee mugmug.