jizz coffee 

when men gather around in a circle and start masturbating around a mug with coffee in and cum in it and last one to ejaculate has to drink it

hey boys lets play jizz coffee.

jizz coffee by glizzy_gobbler June 27, 2022

BO$$Y COFFEE 

When the coffee so bossy you need the dollar sign to prove just how bossy your coffee really is

Alex went to the kitchen and made the most BO$$Y COFFEE ever made

That coffee is so BO$$Y

BO$$Y COFFEE by bossycoffee July 21, 2022

urban coffee 

A sexual move ware a woman drinks a gallon of coffee and shits in the mouth of 5 men as the men spit the shit into the other woman's vagina.

Hey babe do you want to do urban coffee to today.

urban coffee by GgTheFatMan July 22, 2022

Rez coffee 

All the natives drink Pepsi like it’s coffee

Oh there’s another immy rippin a rez coffee

Rez coffee by TheGreatAdolf September 9, 2022

Sweet coffee

A PENIS THAT'S BAD TO YOU

My Girlfriend is being a sweet coffee.

Sweet coffee by Moltenfoxy October 28, 2022

Soviet Coffee 

When someone has a rectal bleed and has diarrhea. The toilet bowl is tinted a reddish brown.

I’m so sick that I made Soviet coffee all day.

Soviet Coffee by Not that Steve, the other one January 19, 2023

critical coffee 

Overstepping the critical amount of coffee you can drink, i. e. having one to many cups of coffee resulting in becoming very tired instead of alert and awake.

"oh boy, I'm too tired for the meeting now"
"why - you've been drinking coffee all morning!"
"yea, but I just had my critical coffee, no I need a nap"

critical coffee by bustrud March 9, 2023