The feeling of needing to go to the toilet after drinking a strong coffee or if it’s your first time drinking coffee
by Chrisbloomers September 18, 2019
Coffee and chill is when you attempt to bribe someone with sex by offering Coffee as incentive. The most common and effective way of achieving this is by sending nudes while balancing a coffee cup on your testicles.
Seth sent me nudes last night and had a cup of iced mocha on his nuts. My vagina instantaneously opened the floodgates. Scooters and dickpics is definitely the way to get in my panties. 💦
Netflix and chill is so played out.. Bitch you get coffee and nudes.
Netflix and chill is so played out.. Bitch you get coffee and nudes.
by There's Nothing To See Here. June 9, 2017
I love you, you are my coffee.
Cristine is my coffee, I don't know what I would do without her.
I want to be someone's coffee one day.
Cristine is my coffee, I don't know what I would do without her.
I want to be someone's coffee one day.
by TheEveni November 16, 2018
by CO0CH13MAN February 6, 2021
When you dump coffee grounds all over the floor at the same time that your floor is flooded with water.
I tried to make a batch of cold brew while doing laundry, but I ended up making a house full of floor coffee.
by LaceARoo June 17, 2018
When your bowel movement smells of coffee, and has the consistency and color of tar. Usually caused by ingesting copious amounts of coffee
I was pulled over by the police last night. And I had a massive coffee tar shit in the back of their car. It was wild"
When you're so hyped up on coffee your body starts rejecting it. It can be confused with the flu if you've been around people who've had it (if you got your immunization shots then this would rule it out)
One moment: OMG IM CAFFINATED I HAD TO CUPS OF COFFEE
The next moment you're rushing to the bathroom holding your stomach for dear life,
"Damn it (ughplr) I'm coffee sick again
The next moment you're rushing to the bathroom holding your stomach for dear life,
"Damn it (ughplr) I'm coffee sick again
by Funnyjake2011 March 26, 2016