A Mount Pleasant classic where some desperate freshman rims your cornhole at a tailgate party behind Kelly/Shorts Stadium — while you’re bent over a cooler full of Natty Light — leaving your balloon knot looking like French onion dip after finals week.
“Swear to God, Dylan got the CMU Chip-Dip during Homecoming. One second he’s shotgunning a Busch, next second some sorority chick’s got him spread wider than Mission Street potholes, tossing his salad.”
by Franqky24 June 17, 2025
Get the The CMU Chip-Dip mug.A person and a truck driver that hauls chips to a paper mill. Most Chip haulers are trashy ass backwoods people. Areas like Ruffin and Smoaks, SC. They try to get all of the pussy in Colleton County. Very nice man
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A CORN CHIP BLOW BLOW JOB IS THE ACT OF EATING SOME CORN CHIPS AND CHEWING BUT NOT SWALLOWING,
THEN PROCEEDING TO GIVE ORAL SEX TO A PARTNER.
THEN PROCEEDING TO GIVE ORAL SEX TO A PARTNER.
MY DICK LOOKS LIKE ITS BEEN THROUGH A MEAT GRINDER AND STINGS BECAUSE MY GIRLFRIEND GAVE ME A CORN CHIP BLOW JOB LAST NIGHT.
by MuddyBottoms August 30, 2021
Get the CORN CHIP BLOW JOB mug.Crunchy potato or corn wafers dat you soak in hormones-altering drugs prior to feeding them to an attractive gal whom you wanna "poke"; da theory is dat hopefully da sex-drive-enhancing substances in da chips will put said hottie more "in da mood" shortly after she chows down on said snacks, and thus she will be more willing to let you get in her pants.
I didn't need any pokeher chips when a stressed-out lady-friend came to visit me one summer evening, since she was already "rarin' to go" from da "get-go"... I'd initially tried to engage her in friendly conversation, but she said she really didn't feel like talking much at that time --- "I'm hot, hungry, and horny!" So I solved the first and last complaints quickly and easily (I simply took all her clothes off, laid her back on my bed and treated her to a major bouncy-bouncy, and then shared a nice long lukewarm shower with her afterwards), then gave her a nice big bowl of milk and leftover sandwiches to devour. I guess it worked... she cheered up considerably while she was chowing down, and eventually settled back on my bed and fell asleep --- with both of us still naked --- in my arms.
by QuacksO August 4, 2019
Get the pokeher chips mug.My crush 🥰🥰🥰 jkjkjk, he's a guy in California who I honestly, thinking about it, don't know much about. I just know he lives somewhere in California and he has a dog also that his initials are pp. He's a very rude guy who dry texts and he also leaves u on read all the time. Also I don't think I should trust him because my parent taught me to not trust strangers off the internet. As far as I know he might be an old man. Hopefully in real life tho he's a very nice old man.
by rocio_mmendez2024 October 26, 2020
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