bloody mary

the act of fucking a girl on her period

jeff: oh my fucking god dude you stink.
mike: yeah i know i gave ashley a bloody mary

by slxtsxx May 24, 2018

BloodyRampage

A llama that is able to suck a golfball through a garden hose.

My ,BloodyRampage, just ate my homework.

by Darkforce50 June 4, 2018

Bloody Baboon

When you shave your dick with a weed wacker and do a really bad job

Aw shit I just got a bloody Baboon

by Poop Inspector June 6, 2018

Bloody Samon

When you’re having sex with a girl, and she is in her period, and that pussy stank like fish

Jeffry was going in on his girl when she got a bloody samon

by Little pussy101 June 7, 2018

Bloody Badger

When the whiskey hits you hard and you have to use popsicle sticks, and twist ties to keep erect.

Went out last night and Seth had use the bloody badger to hit up that 2..

by Great Gadberry June 12, 2018

Bloody Mary

A lady running to the bathroom (in the middle of the night) with blood all over her hands after masturbating on her period.

No, Ziah, I don’t feel like doing a Bloody Mary tonight.

by '&(?>" June 18, 2018

bloody mushroom

When a significant other has a bloody or broken nose and the other, preferably male, slaps his dick and balls on the injured nose and the blood smears into a mushroom shape.

Person 1: Hey is your nose broken?
Person 2: Yeah it is why?
Person 1: Lemme slap my dick on that thing and make a bloody mushroom.

by thegoat_emoji June 30, 2018