Green Mage

A Final Fantasy Class; a magician that render enimies weak to certain skills and allies stronger to them, but also have some skill with fighting. according to final fantasy, the main weapon they use is maces with no real explanation why. according to some, they are a weak and/or useless class, because power-ups and power-downs have little effect in battle.

Dude 1: Man i got wasted on ff online last night....

Dude 2: how did that happen?

Dude 1: green mage..... he like got rid of my power-ups and mashed me to shreds...

Dude 2: POWER-UPS ARE USELESS ANYWAY!!!!!

by Lord Rhyno August 2, 2008

Green cactus

A vagina that is painted green and has herpes. The pubes are real stiff and draw blood from a guys penis when they do it.

When he pulled his dick out from her green cactus, blood was pouring out from his shaft because of her stiff pubes

by Munchie choo choo October 29, 2013

Green Beans

Green Beans Are Dumb

I HATE GREEN BEANS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by Doctorwho101 April 9, 2021

Mrs. Green

a little tiny hobbit of a "teacher". really boring and uses "Change, Change!!!!!! too often

mrs. green says... no hats, caps, toques, hoods, no musical devices, cell phones, and NO GUM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by shitimatter November 8, 2019

Draymond Green

A mouth breather.

Q: How come Draymond Green don't close his mouth?

A: He would suffocate.

by Kevin Duran Duran April 30, 2019

Green Dojo

Another term for Marijuana

Guy 1: Bro lets go to the Green Dojo

Guy 2: Don't you mean smoke that Green Dojo

Guy 1: Yup.....Alright!!

by CaliBean November 17, 2009

Green Aliens

Best Gang in GTA purple is a bunch of pussies that have to hack to kill us.

The Green Aliens get my pussy so wet.

by BradleyMartynSoldmeDrugs May 7, 2020