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sf bake sale

A bake sale where all of the wares contain weed.
Hey man, wanna go to that sf bake sale and pick up some dank medicine?
by ShitsRealG August 1, 2014
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Easy bake oven

The process of pouring cake batter into a vagina and baking the batter for a week. After a week of cooking the male then eats the cake out of the vagina.
I heard Joe and Sally made an easy bake oven and joe loved the cake.
by Big D lover August 27, 2014
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Jelly Babes

Often used to replace jealous in a cheeky way
Me: ''Just brought Mc Donalds''
You: ''So? Im shredding''
Me: Your just jelly babes
by deez11 February 23, 2015
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Easy Bake

Farting in front of the electric heater/ fire place, causing the gas and smell to fill the entire room. An open room Dutch Oven.
That silent but deadly you let out in front of the heat filed the room with like someone was baking brownies in the Easy Bake Oven
by Billy Bowleegs December 13, 2014
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Twice Baked

Person who fries their brain through heavy drug use, gives them up and becomes a born again Christian.
Tiffany, once a heavy meth user, lost a large share of her mental capacity for self control, reason, empathy, and logic. Substituting the chemical high of meth in lieu of extreme religious views and being "high on God", her brain is now Twice Baked.
by mrb200 July 13, 2015
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Cable bake

A cable bake is a traditional get-together held by audio professionals where cables are laid out in the sun to remove their kinks and ensure correct wraping. It is a cause for community celebration and togetherness, typically involving potluck style food, merriment, and drinking adult beverages.
My buddy is hosting a cable bake tonight, let's bring some food and make a party out of it.
by Xx_Audiofreak_xX August 6, 2015
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calm baked

Wjen you calm and baked
at the same time
"Bro im so calm and baked at the same time!"

"Thats what happens when you get high. Its called calm baked"
"Thats rightous man!"
by Baileys.high.rn December 18, 2015
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