This is when a terrorist prisoner Is stewing around in his cell with nothing better to do. He’s feeling bored so he goes and chats with his other loser terrorist buddies obviously plotting something.
Then later he goes into his neighbors cell and begins ass fucking him and as he’s about to cum he pulls out and seemlessly shoves a stick of dynamite in his ass blowing him to smithereens.
The other terrorists golf clap.
Then later he goes into his neighbors cell and begins ass fucking him and as he’s about to cum he pulls out and seemlessly shoves a stick of dynamite in his ass blowing him to smithereens.
The other terrorists golf clap.
“Yo Mustafo. This prison shit sucks. I’m gonna give the new guy the Guantanamo unholy sneak attack after lunch. Get some entertainment going around here.”
“That’s gonna be messy, but it sure beats movie night. I can’t watch Shawshank again.”
“That’s gonna be messy, but it sure beats movie night. I can’t watch Shawshank again.”
by Larry and Rex and Benny January 30, 2020
Get the The Guantanamo unholy Sneak Attackmug. You have had too much to drink so you walk by someones door who you don't like, open the door, yak (puke), then run.
by murphystater February 24, 2011
Get the Yak Attackmug. by HADESstepONme January 1, 2022
Get the Tittie attackmug. When you smoke pot and a few minutes later pass smooth out. Almost like you die and then come back to life.
Last night I was smoking pot with my friends, then all the sudden sherri had a pot attack, we thought she died.
by messy bun2 November 3, 2022
Get the Pot attackmug. by Twardell30 April 18, 2018
Get the Sneak attackmug. “Jennifer didn’t want to kiss me in front of everybody so instead i used the sneak attack kiss method. She loved it”
by daddy.daniel December 9, 2017
Get the sneak attack kissmug. A special martial arts move where the attacker pulls down the opponents pants and proceeds to pull on his pubic hair.
by bigdaddie43 January 30, 2025
Get the The Jack Attackmug.