La hour

Ur an hour away. But it’s so fuckin traffic that you have to add 2 more hours

Person #1 : how far are you?
Person #2: An la hour.
Person #1: Ahhhh shit!

by My jeff October 7, 2019

wiggywiggy hours

when you’re very sad and you just think and cry for hours about your problems and how your life sucks

why do you look like you’ve been crying? oh you know just the old wiggywiggy hours

by wiggycarran May 21, 2020

pm per hour per minute

pm per hour per minute Or Ph or Ps

yo bro what is your pm per hour per minute ???

by XX CRIP STONE XX January 23, 2022

Drag queen story hour

The drag queens aren't fucking the kids though. The teachers are. Are you going to ban "Hot teachers?" No? Then shut the fuck up about the drag queens!

Hym "The funny thing about drag queen story hour is that NONE of the drag queens are fucking the kids... BUT... SOME of the teachers ARE fucking the students. And you're not trying to ban the FUCKING BADDIES with fat knockers are ya, shit-head? Ha! And dudes can't be hot, so, you're teenage daughter just isn't going to want to fuck any of them... Right?"

by Hym Iam July 30, 2023

small hours

Period from 12:00 AM to 5:59 AM.

Small hours.

by Çyñywynny October 24, 2025

Real daddy hours

Sentence used when signifing that you are going to get into a cute session of sexual intercourse

Man, tonight me and Sarah are going to have real daddy hours.

by AnCapPuccino June 10, 2018

Straggler Hour

The short period of time after the bars close (2am ~ 2:30am) and all the stragglers (“nasty’s” ranging from 7.0 and below) migrate and corral outside the bars.

During this short window of time, the “downbad” males shoot their last shot in hopes of taking one of these “nastys” home after a long night on the hunt…

Big Mike: “Yo Larry, it’s almost 2… hurry let’s go outside we gotta hit straggler hour - it’s our only hope!!!”
Larry: “Yea let’s go, fat chick in the blue is mine though alright!”

by Eric Emma Williams July 10, 2023