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Band aid food

Food that you use as a “band aid” to feel better when you’re upset.
“I deserve some band aid food after all this bullshit
You wanna go get some band aid food?”
by Santa Muerte June 19, 2023
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AIDS

What Fortnite is because people thirst like fags
This game is literally AIDS
by Oologukk February 23, 2019
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AIDS-Gull

ˈaidsË ËŒgÊŒl

n. pl. AIDS-gulls

1. (Life Sciences & Allied Applications / Animals) a popular name for the gull (the bird) predominantly found in Philadelphia Pa. with hypodermic needles attached to its talons and foam erupting from its beak.

2. (Life Sciences & Allied Applications / Animals) An emaciated transient human found in Philadelphia Pa. (American city) This condition is most likely due to substance dependance.

3. (Business / Professions) NZ a casual wharf labourer who is not a trade-union member who has AIDS.

4. (American Sports) a professional athlete who is currently or has played with The Philadelphia Eagles (American football team); or the entire team itself.
"Someone call 911, that AIDS-gull just speard me in the eye with his hypodermic talon!"

"They need to put nets up in the subways, I think that would help keep the AIDS-gulls out."

"Damn you AIDS-gull, you took my job!!"

"Its no wonder they call the Eagles the 'Philadelphia AIDS-gulls, their defensive line sucks!"
by JimmyPink12 October 24, 2011
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aids

the definition for aids is "a . indian . dad . sisters" when your dad is indian but he she is actuly your sister.
by hey my name is jeff September 10, 2018
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The Kool-Aid Man

A Sexual activity during Fellatio, deep throating , in which your male partner crashes his penis swiftly past your throat barrier and saying “Oh yeah!” Similar to when the kool aid man breaks through the wall.
Her throat is bruised because I gave her the Kool-Aid man! Oh, yeah!
by Josheronica December 18, 2020
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Band-aid

I just exploded with love for YOU❤️❤️❤️❤️
How about a band-aid ?
😘🤗😘🤗
by a dream and 💔 July 3, 2024
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50 Shades of AIDS

A crude term for an individual with an alarmingly large number of STD/STIs or love bugs, regardless of whether they show signs of them or not.
Shit Monkey: "That whore of a man, Testicle Tim, has slept around so much that he's finally contracted every STD known to man."

Fuckhead Fred: "Hey, he be gots them 50 Shades of AIDS!"

Shit Monkey: "You fucking dumbass, there are way more VDs than AIDS."
by Testostices McSourpenis August 30, 2019
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