Russian Lightning Bolt

The act of abruptly shoving an electrified object in a subject's anus while they have a light bulb in their mouth. Thus illuminating the light bulb.

"It was dark so I gave that bitch a Russian Lightning bolt"

Tim: "Hey, what did you guys do during the power outage"?
John: "Well, it was dark, so I i gave my girl a Russian Lightning Bolt"

by Judas, the Slayer of Hippies April 19, 2014

Russian wedding ring

A pair of knuckle dusters. This is in reference to the domestic abuse problem in Russia currently.

Yo, nigga get me a pair of Russian wedding rings to beat this bitch Nathan

by GreyTheHuman March 7, 2020

Russian meat hooks

1. Actual meat hooks from Russia

2. Large honkers on a thiccccc Russian Woman

1. Hey we should order RUSSIAN MEAT HOOKS for our butcher shop

2. You Nikki you got nice RUSSIAN MEAT HOOKS

by Romoboi May 30, 2019

Russian Row Boat

While having sex grabbing a woman's 2 braids and using them as oars as you enter and exit

YOOOOOOO TERY I MET THE HOT BROAD AT THE BAR AND I GAVE HER THE RUSSIAN ROW BOAT

by THELARGESTCHEESER March 17, 2022

Russian Website and Chill

When your Russian booty-call doesn't have Netflix.

Simp: Did you "Russian Website and Chill yesterday?
VladTheChad: Yeah creep, we surfed it good!

by VladTheChad September 2, 2020

Russian Pay Phone

The act of violently ramming large anal beads into someone’s anus and listening to their screams.

Sarah’s a fucking freak bro. She once had me give her the ol’ Russian Pay Phone. It got me rock hard and upset me deeply.

by ChayneRex August 18, 2018

Russian-Death Mower

When you and your partner get on the front lawn fully naked and get into the wheelbarrow position. You then pull their arms behind their back so their face is dragging on the ground. You then insert your genitalia into their genitalia and proceed to spin around like a Beyblade, giving them grass-burn.

I gave Susan the ol' Russian-Death Mower last night. It made her look like a sexy Grinch.

by CaliforniaPotatoChip September 20, 2019